I hit the mother load with today's Chandelier Inspection

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/27/2017 at 16:40

Tags: Wait I know! He's actually a mobile veterinarian!
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Bonus jobsite doggo


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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 8

The finger one creeps me the fuck out!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/27/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 4

Those look like leeches.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/27/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

My bathroom is that color teal, with white wainscoting.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
01/27/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 3

That sure is one fancy lamp made out of bent dildos.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/27/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

Precisely.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/27/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Somebody really likes shag carpet.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/27/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 6

*lode. Also, I’m not sure Glowing Dickwreaths need to be a thing.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0

I do not like it!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/27/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0

Glowing Dickwreaths

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/27/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 1

The Phantom of the Opera is here... inside your house.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/27/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 2

Ah money and taste. The only one I even remotely like is the round bulb cluster.\

The hanging mcmodern trio aren’t bad, but the wall behind them is too distracting.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
01/27/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 0

But it’s probably rather expensive?

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
01/27/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

Those are interesting...

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/27/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 4

The round cluster at least has sort of a quirky “1907 inventor’s lab” thing going on.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/27/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 1

Looks like tongues. I guess I know what my nightmares are going to be about tonight.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/27/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 3

That’s my band’s name.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/27/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 3

Uh...none of you guys have as dirty a mind as I do, apparently.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
01/27/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1

Thank you.

After the leeches and fingers comments, I was beginning to worry I was the only mind in the gutter around here.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/27/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

Wait... so, these are things that actual people paid money for, to put inside their homes? Like, to look at and use?

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0

Let me just say as a man batting for the other team, what you are describing them as, I have never seen any like that before...

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/27/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 1

Nice! I really like the “bubble” one and the one that looks like a ball of spaghetti. Thanks for sharing.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/27/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 4

It’s an artisanal , handcrafted arrangement of light-up tentacle boners.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/27/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 1

Hey, most of the stuff on the shelf at the store isn’t exactly “anatomically correct” but more “custom made for her.” Women be selfish! #brofist

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

Bruh, totally see what you mean. #rabbitsearorsomebullshitlikethat #fistbump

Kinja'd!!! "and 100 more" (nth256)
01/27/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/27/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 2

Well, since you put it that way... I’ll take 3.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/27/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 2

It’s obviously a sea anemone.

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* Clown fish not included.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0

Maybe if the designer described a sea anemone to the builder with some sort of language barrier.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/27/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 1

Hey, total non-sequitur, but didn’t you post recently about buying some stuff from Hinson? Brian H. is an acquaintance of mine, awesome guy. I had never heard of his company until I met him a few months ago.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/27/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0

No jkm’s dildos

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 1

Yeah I bought a 1 piece driveshaft for my GTO from him. That is pretty cool. Would be neat to actually make his acquaintance, but it was a lovely transaction and the fitment is perfect. Being nice to the new clutch for a while, so I haven’t really abused tested it out yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/27/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

I see shit like this in high end lighting stores, and I wonder who the hell buys it. I guess I know now...

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/27/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 2

It is literally a sea anemone lamp. Because I said so.

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/27/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1

He’s super low-key, 36 years old, 3 kids, extremely knowledgeable — his specialty is LS swaps and chip tuning, along with all the parts business. We did one of those Spartan races together on a small team of guys last month in Atlanta. I think I forwarded him your thread as “another satisfied customer”

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
01/27/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 0

Me too!

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/27/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 2

Makes me uncomfortable.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/27/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 0

Yeah sure. I haven’t done my full write up on the car yet now that she is fixed, but yes pass along that I am very happy with the driveshaft. Sounds like a nice guy.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/27/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 0

Fite me.

Those are leeches and you’re wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
01/27/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

The only one I would install in my imaginary futurehome would be that cluster one. And even then probably not because imagining the price of 18+ Edison bulbs is giving me a stress hernia.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/27/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

That’d be “mother lode”. Mother load... is probably something else.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/27/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0

I’m still confused, what is your job title?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/27/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

Chandelier Liberator

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/27/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

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Mango worms.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/27/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1

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