from the book of faces, who probably got it from 9gag, who probably got it from reddit, who probably...

by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 01/27/2017 at 11:12

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EDIT/NOTE: I am a citizen of a nation where the glorious Queen Elizabeth II is my leader, so... lets keep this about cars and less about politics :D

Replies (35)

"McMike" (mcmike)
01/27/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 1

There was also a great photoshop reddit thing based on him putting a cap back on a pen.

Funny shit.

Too bad people are so fucking worked up over this election, otherwise I would participate.

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/27/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 2

If he passed that law, I might support him a little more

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 2

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORKED UP!? TYPICAL LIBERAL! HOW DARE YOU EVEN COMMENT ON MY COMMENT!!?!???!!!! IF I KNEW YOUR ADDRESS I WOULD ORGANIZE A MARCH IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE!

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
01/27/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always liked this Trump guy. Good ideas like this one.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/27/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 1

LOOK MAN EVERYTHING IS PANIC HE LITERALLY FIRED EVERY DIPLOMAT YESTERDAY.

[Turns to page B12]

Oh, this correction says only four career employees just retired. Carry on.

[continues to panic]

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 1

I’LL ALTERNATIVE FACT YOUR FACE!

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/27/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

But what if you’re not driving slowly, there’s no where you can go, and you’re still getting tailgated.

"McMike" (mcmike)
01/27/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 2

It’s a shame.

I can’t even make a “I bet the only reason Trump became president is so he had to disown all his companies so he could divorce Melania and she would have to settle for alimony from a poor civil servant” joke without someone getting all worked up about how crooked he is or how he will never give up ownership, or release tax returns, etc...

I’m also surprised at how long that sentence was.

“It’s not how big your inaugration is, it’s how you use it” is also a joke I caught heat for on the internet.

C’mon people. It’s a dick joke!

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

hit the brakes in morse code to communicate to the driver behind

.. .-.. .. -.- . ..-. .. ... .... .-.. . - ... -... . ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ...

"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/27/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 1

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 3

you want to talk about a long sentence? Melania married to Trump, that’s a long sentence!

....although probably not a life sentence

#zing

#takethat

#WhatsUpWithYurMowerWheresTheOppoPost?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/27/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

Wow, he really does hate immigrants!

(immigrant-hating jokes are fine as long as the immigrants are eastern-Europeans associated with the administration, right? Buzfeed needs to address this.)

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/27/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

Guess this doesn’t apply to you then.

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

*monkee googles wawa*

*monkee remains puzzled*

it’s a store?

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/27/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1

I don’t think they’d get that.

"McMike" (mcmike)
01/27/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1

Just think about it... they go to settlement, and all he has to show for is his $400K salary and his post-office $200K.

If you’ve been thinking about it, now’s the time, Donald. Just think about how disctracting that story would be. 

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/27/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 2

Chain gas station , with surprisingly good food for a gas station. A less fancy Sheetz but Sheetz food is not as good.

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/27/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 2

Finally, something bipartisan.

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

is it? or when they say “LEFT LANE” are they specifically talking about a certain political leaning?

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 1

NO! WAWA IS FOR THE CENTRAL EAST COAST! I’LL BE DAMNED IF I EVER LET THOSE DIRTY MIDWESTERNERS, WEST COASTERS, OR SOUTHERNERS GET THEIR HANDS ON MY HOAGIEFEST!

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

idiots. everyone. people are the worst

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 1

It’s a low-rent buc ee’s

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 3

It’s happening comrades

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 3

“sheetz”

I love how regional stores are and how they are therefore colloquial. Like a Piggly Wiggly.

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/27/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Yeah places like these on the east coast are pretty regional as you said.

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/27/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

mmm Meatball Hoagie.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/27/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 3

You gotta love the bipartisan outreach this president is showing. He’s provided the perfect canvas for amateur photoshoppers from both aides of the aisle to create memes of all types. This is innovation in legislation.

#makememesgreatagain.

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1

#makememesgreatagain

has truly been his gift to us all!

I’ve been sharing and liking so many things from both sides, so much funny.

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
01/27/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

Quick Chek is far superior food wise, Wawa has better coffee though.

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/27/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

Never heard of Quick Chek hmmm

"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/27/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 0

you are not American?

Or you are just one of those Americans who stick our Canadian Flag on your back-packs when you travel. By the way, thanks for Fucking up our image too with that......

colour or color?

Hockey or Football?

Metric or Pre-historic?

Aluminiun or Aluminum?

Mike Myers or Jimmy Fallon?

Canadian Pamela Anderson or American Pamela Anderson?

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
01/27/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 1

Campaign by the meme, govern by the meme.

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

I am australian citizen, but residing (legally) in the us of a

colour or color? colour

Hockey or Football? soccer?

Metric or Pre-historic? metric

Aluminiun or Aluminum? aluminium

Mike Myers or Jimmy Fallon? Mike

Canadian Pamela Anderson or American Pamela Anderson? EASILY!!!! EASILY canadian

"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/27/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

you sir are welcome in Canada any time you like, but we have to work on the Soccer thing cause that might be a problem.

and Go Habs GO!

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/27/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

no can fix soccer. I like it enough I play on a team where THIS is the uniform!