by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 01/26/2017 at 15:07
by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 01/26/2017 at 15:07
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"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
01/26/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 3
I just see chocolate.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 3
But it’s true tho.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/26/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 1
Carob does the jobs that chocolate just won’t.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
01/26/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 2
Man, white chocolate is fucking garbage. lol
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 2
Nope.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0
Where?
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0
LOLNOPE
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 1
Whatever it is, it ain’t chocolate.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/26/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/26/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0
Its a pitiful excise for chocolate and sweets in general.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0
You’re an alternative Opponaut.
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/26/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
It has the highest percentage of cacao, by mass, of all types of chocolate. This purity leads to the distinct white coloration.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
01/26/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1
Alternative fact: dark chocolate is edible.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/26/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1
fact fact
white chocolate is best chocolate!
WHITE IS BEST!
"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
01/26/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 2
I like white chocolate and dark chocolate. not really into middle ground.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/26/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 2
"Svend" (svend)
01/26/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0
Of course white chocolate is chocolate, just as much as milk chocolate and dark chocolate.
Europe has been trying to have British milk chocolate changed to vegilate for years because some contains vegetable fat.
"Sam" (samwellington)
01/26/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0
Alternative Fact: alternative facts
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 0
It’s simple: it ain’t chocolate.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0
Right.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 0
Thank you?
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1
White chocolate is not chocolate in the strict sense as it does not contain non-fat
cocoa solids
, the primary nutritional constituent of
chocolate liquor
—chocolate in its raw, unsweetened form.
From Wikipedia’s “White Chocolate” article.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0
On that point, I would not take issue, as you raise a matter of
taste
, as opposed to calling an apple an orange.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0
White chocolate is not chocolate at all and you probaby wear opaque eyeglasses anyhow.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0
There is no middle ground between yes and no.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1
That’s like asking if light is the absence of the absence light.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 1
White chocolate is not chocolate in the strict sense as it does not contain non-fat
cocoa solids
, the primary nutritional constituent of
chocolate liquor
—chocolate in its raw, unsweetened form.
From Wikipedia’s article on white chocolate...
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0
1 = 0
"IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
01/26/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0
No alternative facts needed!
"IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
01/26/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 1
Dark chocolate is the best and I won’t hear otherwise.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
01/26/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0
You won’t hear differently from me, but 60% Ghirardelli is better chocolate than dark Dove
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0
Yes, I think that could be categorized with white chocolate.
"Svend" (svend)
01/26/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
American chocolate is a grey area also as it only contains 10% approximately of cocoa solids. The minimum in the U.K. is 20%.
Anyone wanting to take white chocolate from me will have to pry it out of my cold dead hands.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
Don’t worry; you’ll be long dead before I try and take your white (it ain’t) chocolate from you.
Also, as part of Brexit, can we here in the colony please be rid of Cadbury eggs?
I think the only way for us to settle this is for you to mail me some dark chocolate Toblerone so that I can try it out.
"Svend" (svend)
01/26/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 0
Yes you can be rid of Cadbury creme eggs, more for us. Yay.
You want Dark Chocolate Toblerone, you’ll be wanting a Fruit & Nut Toblerone next.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 1
Nope. Not with milk chocolate. And too many contaminants.
"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
01/26/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0
Oh god I could go for some white chocolate right about now
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
01/26/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 0
The true question these days is whether something is actual chocolate or a substitute. The deciding element being if it includes cocoa butter or a form of vegetable oil. Too many cheap out these days.
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/26/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0
I was kidding.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 1
Except that it’s not chocolate, but ya’ just can’t talk religion with some people.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
The Wikipedia article says white chocolate ain’t chocolate due to lack of chocolate liquor. Or whatever.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/26/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 0
Oh. Okay. *Resheaths baton.*
"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
01/26/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0
Nothing wrong with dark chocolate either. Though that’s best pared with some coffee.
...why is there a shit to my left. This is not the chocolate I asked for
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
01/27/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0
True because Chocolate liquor consists of cocoa solids and cocoa butter in somewhat equal amounts. Somebody big like Hersheys, Cadbury , Mars or Nestle had an issue years ago that something they called chocolate didn’t have the cocoa butter or liquor and were forced to change either labeling or product content.
"ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
01/27/2017 at 09:52, STARS: 0
But both answers can be correct at different times.
Sometimes I crave white (non-)chocolate, sometimes I crave deep intense dark chocolate. Both are delicious.
"ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
01/27/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0
Carob is an unacceptable substitute for anything, with the possible exception of brown shoe polish.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/27/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0
All of which makes for a
wonderful
reason to stir the pot on Oppo.