Pick my press car

Kinja'd!!! by "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
Published 01/26/2017 at 11:16

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I’ve got a few options to choose from. Tell me which one you’re most interested in seeing an Oppo-review on! Options listed below.

VW GTI
Chevrolet Tahoe
Kia Soul
Chevrolet Impala
Mazda MX-5
Chrysler 300

So what should I drive?


Replies (48)

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
01/26/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 0

its you, you are going to complain about all of them being too heavy and too many toys.

curious to compare the tahoe with the burb, or failing that, a 300.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/26/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 2

Tahoe

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/26/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0

I’d vote for GTI or Impala. Difficulty: 1981 and 1964, respectively.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

I wish vintage press cars were a thing! Would make my life even better.

Kinja'd!!! "Probenja" (probenja)
01/26/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 1

Kia Soul if it has the Turbo engine, or the GTI.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

Tahoe honestly might not fit in my garage, haha but it could be good to compare.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

Soul will likely be the Turbo model. I think that’s all they have on fleet for that model.

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
01/26/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

MX-5 if hard top, if not, GTI

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 5

If you do get the Kia soul, go to a pet store and buy 50 hamsters, call up Kia and be like I don’t know what happened I was just driving around and these little guys appeared everywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

MX-5 would be the regular-old convertible.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

Chrysler 300

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

Impala.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

Yeah but imagine cleaning out 50,000 little poo pellets..

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0

Just pretend that it came like that, or pressure wash it out.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/26/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 2

Knowing that you own a Suburban that has traveled more than the distance to the moon, I would very much like to read your review of the Tahoe.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/26/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

Definitely Honda Civic!

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 1

I like that frame of reference. As an aside, I’ve driven a ton of suburbans through the years going back to a 1974 model. Almost every generation since then. My dad owned 4 of them in a row.

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
01/26/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0

I’d be curious to hear about the Soul Turbo. Barring that, the MX5 might get a lot of reviews but hell, why not one more.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 0

The lack of Juke is unsettling.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/26/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

Either the GTI or the 300 gets my vote. Although everyone’s point about your experience with Suburbans makes me think driving the Tahoe is a good idea.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 2

That review is actually already done! Watch my thoughts on it here:

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Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/26/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0

I vote Kia Soul!!!!

(I still need to post my Chevy Impala review...)

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 2

Drove a manual-trans Juke Nismo RS years ago. Haven’t touched one since. Have they changed a lot?

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
01/26/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0

Hamster car!

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 1

I found the Golf R really disappointing so hopefully the GTI can up the fun factor. Haven’t driven a 300 in years.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/26/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

Really? What was so disappointing about it? Or do you have a review I can read somewhere?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/26/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

See, you’re perfect for it!

A couple years ago I rented a big sedan for a road trip. I was pissed when I got stuck with a Tahoe, because that just seemed like driving a newer version of my truck. Then the weirdest thing happened ... I absolutely fell in love with it.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/26/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0

I’ll vote Kia Soul. Never here much about it from enthusiasts, but it seems like it has the potential to be a good car.  

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 2

Well I didn’t drive it for a review, actually but I just found it kind of uninspiring. It’s really, really fast but also kinda joyless. Feels like a really small S3. Which I guess it is. Engine sound is synthetic, steering is numb, and 3,000 ppund curb weight is a bit much for a hatchback. I dunno, it wasn’t for me.

Kinja'd!!! "hike" (hike15)
01/26/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 1

I can’t remember the last review I saw on a Tahoe. I vote Tahoe or 300.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0

Canada only now gets the AWD NISMO RS, MY2016 was the last year you could get manual NISMO RS up here. They changed the front fascia & tail lights in 2015, other then that not much that I know of. 

Kinja'd!!! "Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
01/26/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Sat in a hard top the other day, feels so much smaller

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 2

Tahoe is one of the few real truck-based SUV’s left.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/26/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

Didn’t you already do a Miata? Um, Tahoe or 300? Is it a 300C? Does the 300C still have a V8?

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/26/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

Miata is always the answer, but everyone’s reviewed it already. Do the Soul because no one takes them seriously. I’m a firm believer that anyone who bought a Renegade should have bought a Soul.

Kinja'd!!! "Justin Hughes" (justinhughes54)
01/26/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0

Kia Soul: Does It Suck Yours?

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
01/26/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1

Since you said it would probably be the Turbo model, I too would like to see the Soul.

What engine choice would the 300 come with?

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/26/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 0

Awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

Just guessing the V6 but could be the 5.7 Hemi. They rarely tell us when we book these things.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
01/26/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

Damn. I’d say if it was the Hemi that would change things. But with the Pentastar I say stick with the Soul.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/26/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

Impala so you can hopefully complain about the visibility as much as me .

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Kinja'd!!! "DasWauto" (DasWauto)
01/26/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 0

GTI, I’ll offer up my WRX as a comparison.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0

Ugh that looks awful

Kinja'd!!! "DFW's cars, Ferrari Dave’s thoughts on cars." (dfwscars)
01/26/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 0

you got all those press cars in one week? We may need to talk- the most I’ve had in a week is 2. Anyway, 300 if it is a 300 Hemi, Soul could be interesting, GTI and MX-5 have been so covered I think that’d be tough.

Kinja'd!!! "DFW's cars, Ferrari Dave’s thoughts on cars." (dfwscars)
01/26/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

surprised a sportier VW would have numb steering. Because I don’t think they’ve gone all electric yet (and if they have believe it may be like some Nissans/Audis) that use a hybrid system.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
01/26/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 0

C let us vette! !!!

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/27/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

I wish! It’s currently in pieces in my garage getting a new radiator and some other upgrades.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
01/27/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0

300. Luxobarge. The 3.6 is pretty good if that’s what it has.