Oppos that have named your cars.

Kinja'd!!! by "mazda616" (mazda616)
Published 01/26/2017 at 09:03

Tags: Car Names
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What is your car named? And why?

My car, a 2016 Mazda6, is named “Sylvia.” Why? I wanted an “S” name since “six” starts with “S.” Sylvia came to mind for some reason. So, as we were leaving the dealership with her, the car became Sylvia the 6.

On the way home (we went to an out of town dealer because the local one is terrible), I had Pandora radio going and on the ‘80s Country station (don’t judge). This song came on:

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I took that to mean I made the right choice with the name.

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^^First photo I ever took of the car.

Now, for my truck. It’s a 1995 Chevrolet S10 LS 4x4. Finished in a faded patina of GM’s impossibly ‘90s color, Raspberry Metallic. My wife calls it pink, and I have to admit, it pretty much is.

So what is the truck’s name? Rizzo. Why? Pink truck, pink lady.

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/26/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 4

Because, my wife lol :]

Z4 is El Zapatito. That word starts with Z and means “little shoe” for obvious reasons.

XC90 is EL Moose because of the Moose escudo (shield/coat of arms)

Rizzo is an epic name for that truck. +1

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/26/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 2

Two smarties have been named thus far:

Tucker (the 2012 W451): Named after Preston Tucker, my greatest hero. His story inspired me to become who I am today and do what I had to do in life to achieve my dreams. Interestingly, this connection to my identity is also why I don’t want to get rid of Tucker.

Phil (the 2016 W453): Named after Phil (either of them) from Groundhog Day. Miss Tesla and I came to the new name because we came to the realization that I’m probably going to own smarts...forever.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/26/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 1

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My dad used to listen to this in his cars* on 8 tracks, then on cassettes as we got older..

* vega, 442. those are the 2 i remember with the 8 track

yes i’m a 80s kid

I still love this song.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/26/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 1

Rizzo is an awesome name for a car.

My Galant’s name is Lucy because I have an unhealthy crush on Scarlet Johansson, and I wanted an L name because my Wife’s car is named Louise after Louise from Bob’s Burgers. It even has a sticker of her bunny hat on the side window.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/26/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 3

So when you buy a Lexus you can see all of the maintenance at the dealers by logging in with the VIN, etc. In that you can Nickname the car.

My friend just bought a used one and looked up the car at the shop before leaving...

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Gross.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
01/26/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

I named my 2013 Ford Escape Mattie after Matt Hardigree’s review in 2012. At that time I was on the fence between an Edge and this new Escape. Matt recommended the Escape to me. I’ve never regretted it.  

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/26/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

RIP Suzie 2010-2015

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I want her back...

Kinja'd!!! "Master Cylinder" (mastercylinder28)
01/26/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 5

I’ve generally named a lot of my cars “goddammit.”

As in, “Goddammit, not again,” or “Goddammit, what the hell is wrong now,” or “Goddammit, what’s THAT noise?

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/26/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 1

I have been informed that the Galaxie 500 is Agnes. It’s named after one of two penguins on a sweater owned by the person who did the naming.

Meanwhile, I decided the Rover is “Percy”, and the Lincoln has a hilarious old-lady name I don’t remember at the moment.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
01/26/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 1

My LS400 is named Alexus. Because I’m lazy.

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
01/26/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 2

The only car I named was my VW Rabbit.

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Named after one of my favorite movies.

Harvey

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Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/26/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 2

Jellybean, because it looks like a Jelly Belly jellybean to me — tiny and sweet.

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My last car was Squeaky, because the fake bolts on her wheel covers squeaked. It was a known issue with the car that could be fixed. Except every time you needed to take the tires off, it would happen again, so I stopped trying.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/26/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 1

Solstice is called Kristin, because K for Kappa, her platform codename. Also at that time when I got her my childhood friend had a huge crush on a girl with the same name, so I just wanted to mess with him.

328i was to follow the same theme, platform name was F30, and I wanted to pick a Germanic name. Turns out there weren’t many, then I thought V and F are interchanged in the German language, and there was a link between the German and Nordic, so I went with Valka, because of How To Train Your Dragon (though technically they are more Scottish Nordic.)

My old G6 was named Sharon, after an actress from Hong Kong. For some reason I thought her character was cool in one of the dramas I was watching years ago.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/26/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 1

My Mazda3 is Jujiro. Named after Jujiro Matsuda.

My Civic was Steve. Named after Steve McQueen because his Mustang in Bullitt was the basis for my visual modification theme.

My Fiero was the Falcon because my girlfriend at the time decided to name it the Millennium Falcon, so I just went along with it.

Kinja'd!!! "Pickup_man" (zekeh)
01/26/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 1

I’ve named all my vehicles but I never actually refer to them as such.


Starting with the vehicles/toys I still own

99 F-150 - Miranda

79 Porsche 924 - Penelope

1950 Ford F3 - Olie (after my grandpas nick name)

1949 Ford F2 - no name actually, it’s a parts truck

08 HD Sportster - Veronica because V-twin

78 Yamaha XS750 - Theresa (T because Triple, 3 cylinders)

1982 Yamaha XJ750 - Jane

1983 Honda ATC200x - Hillary

1982 Honda XR200R - no name yet, haven’t had it long enough, or ridden it enough

Vehicles I’ve sold or no longer have

77 Ford LTD - Linda

89 Camaro - Karen

95 Old Aurora - Aurora

04 Honda Rancher - Suzette (dad’s actually, he still has it I just rode it throughout college because we’re awesome and you can ride 4 wheelers on the street here)

Kinja'd!!! "Jarrett - [BRZ Boi]" (jarrettw)
01/26/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 1

I have “Lil’ Red” and “Lil’ Black”. Affectionately named by my better half.

This is probably the best picture I have of them both together

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Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 1

What car was Squeaky? Love that name!

Kinja'd!!! "RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
01/26/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 1

Started with “Stitch”, my blue Mini Cooper. Then I maintained the cartoon theme and named my Orange/Black SeaDoo Spark, Tigger. Then I named the Porsche Felix, because the cartoon thing is official.

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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/26/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

Lucky, because it was saved from the junkyard.

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Cosima, because at the time I did the engine swap I was watching Orphan Black and thought Cosima was just a cool name.

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/26/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 0

Is the last name of the car Belle?

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 0

I love it! My old Mazda3 alternated between “Lil’ Red” and “Max” (Max the Mazda).

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Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 0

I always liked those. Such smart little designs.

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
01/26/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 0

My 97 maxima was named “Keikan!” which is translated from Japanese means, roughly “Cops!” or “Its the Cops!”. The reason for this is, in low light conditions with the headlights on, the headlight profile/outline bore surprising resemblance to the Ohio Highway Patrol Crown Victoria’s. I owned the car for about a year before they switched over to Chargers and in that year I couldn’t even count the times that people slammed on their brakes (even in empty straight stretches) near me, either in opposing traffic or in front of me. I even made a rapid U-turn once and began rapidly excelerating (I had taken the wrong road), and this guy in front of me pulls over to the side of the road, when I drove past him he had a confused look on his face and pulled out behind me again.

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/26/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0

My family has had a number of “Big Reds” and “White Lightnings” all named ironically. My sister’s black and gold turbo sunbird was “the Dobermann”. My dear old grandma dubbed a 5 series “Klaus” upon finding out than BMW was German (held a grudge, but FUNNY lady, I miss her). on a side note I rebadged her plymouth voyager “GRAN VAN” with some leftover letters. My most beloved, though are just “the truck” and “the Malibu”. Occasionally “beige lightnng” or “malibu stacey” but none stuck. She’s a Malibu.

I also briefly owned an Iraqi Taxi (google it) Not naming that car “Bagg Daddy” was a missed opportunity. Sold it to a friend who creatively named it “the malibu”. oh well.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 1

I have a relation to the name Tucker, too! My good friend’s son is named that and he and I are buddies. His mom is actually going to watch our son when he’s born.

Anyway, Tucker is 3 and he says my wife is “such a nice girl” and I am his “best buddy.” Lol

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
01/26/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0

The S-Class is called The BaronesS, stylized like that. Mainly it’s because my old Continental was called La Contessa, and I wanted something similar.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/26/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 2

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To the internet, it’s the Cletus-Vette but to me, her name is Francine. Named after the ZZ Top song of the same name. I just wanted a name that sounded old and had rock’n’roll vibes.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
01/26/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 1

Kona: Because it’s Kona blue.

SlowRunner: Me and some friends were going up a hill, and we hit the base at 70. By the top we were at 45. It wasn’t that steep. The name stemmed from that.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/26/2017 at 09:38, STARS: 0

that pic was not mine,

here is what killed mine.

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lost control when someone cut me off. tried to save it, but basically power slid into a stop sign.

basically bent the rear drive train.

Felt like I lost a friend that day.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
01/26/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

My e39 540i is named Brunhilda. Because that name makes me picture a strong german woman. Curvy, but muscular, like a 540i.

I haven’t come up with a name for my e30 yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/26/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 1

Squeaky was a Chevy Cavalier. Also a sedan. We all know how much Oppo loves Fiesta and Cavalier sedans. Heh.

But seriously, Squeaky was one helluva tough cookie. Unbreakable until the last three months I had her, and even then it was fixable, but not worth the effort cost-wise.

Kinja'd!!! "camaroboy68ss" (camaroboy68ss)
01/26/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0

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I usually dont name cars but the 56 custom has been named since 1957 so its stuck with it. The car is named Miss Taboo. It got this name in 57 when the (then) owner started customizing it (he was 17) and his dad came out yelling at him and saying its “Taboo” to be cutting up a one year old car, and the name has stuck since then to this day.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/26/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0

I tried throwing a few names at my Mustang, but nothing seemed to really fit or stick. I’ve ended up referring to it as “ my ’95 ”, not only because of its model year, but mainly because it’s a SN95. And lucky me, it’s also a true 1995 car, not having been built the year before.

My truck, however, ended up with the name ’Murlequin , a portmanteau of ’Murica and harlequin . It was white with a blue interior, but by the time I bought it, someone had put a red seat inside. I got rid of the nasty old bed and replaced it with a blue one, but I still didn’t have a tailgate for it. I eventually found a red one. So the truck is all different colors now, but at least they contribute to a red, white, & blue theme.

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Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0

That picture makes me wish I had a decent camera and had taken a picture of the M3 next to one of the pump jacks that line the road, FM665, I took between CC and Alice.

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/26/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

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My car’s name is Tomohiro, or Tomo for short. There’s no special meaning to the name except that it’s a Japanese masculine given name. I chose a Japanese name because the car is Japanese (‘J’ VIN); I chose a masculine name because I’m a single gay dude and my car is the next best thing to a significant other.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
01/26/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 0

My E55 is a badass old thing with black paint and a red interior (mostly black, some red), reminiscent of a black widow, marvel’s avengers has a badass character named Natasha “black widow” romanenko (or something like that), thus my car is named Natasha.

Kinja'd!!! "MarcHasAnE46" (luxurycommunist)
01/26/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 1

My 2004 BMW 330ci convertible is named Trevor. Idk the 3 series is kind of a frat boy car at my school so I decided to give it a frat boy name accordingly.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0

The GM J-Bodies were cheaply designed and cheaply made but they’re stupid simple to work on and maintain, and they seem to last forever! I see them all the time around here in various states of neglect and they just keep right on going!

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/26/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

Omg! I am obsessed with Orphan Black. Tatiana Maslany is one of the greatest actresses ever. And Cosima is my 2nd favorite character (behind Alison).

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/26/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 1

Yeah, Alison is awesome. I’d name a modified 4-door Skyline after her.

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
01/26/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

My S600 is known as Klaus because it is German and therefore absolutely serious.

Kinja'd!!! "CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
01/26/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

I drove one of those for work for about 3 years. I liked it except for the seat. After about an hour I would get a knot in my lower back, and I usually spent about 3 and a half hours a day driving for work. I named my R2 after R2D2.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
01/26/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

Knot in lower back is not good.

R2D2............love it!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/26/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1

Mine’s called Piglet. The letters in the licence plates read as Piggly or rather P-16LYY (behind my detailing plate that is).

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Kinja'd!!! "CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
01/26/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0

My first car was a Toyota Corolla that I named Yoda, I even stuck a little Yoda action figure on the dash.

After that I had a red S-10 that I named Little Red.

Currently I have a Kia Soul named Cornelius after Don Cornelius the Soul Train host, and a Chevy Colorado that I call Gipsy after Gipsy Danger from Pacific Rim.

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I’ve also named a few of my work vehicles, a Ford Escape named R2 for R2D2 and a Dodge Caravan named Defiant after the ship from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptainSlower" (captainslower)
01/26/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0

I’ve named all my cars:

‘85 Nova - Eleanor. Not after the Mustang, but Eleanor of Aquitaine. I bought her over winter break senior year and The Lion in Winter is a Christmas tradition in my family, and Eleanor was small but fierce. (At least, 17 year-old me that tried to do a mighty 74hp burnout at every light thought so)

‘91 Topaz - Charlotte. After the band, Good Charlotte, (although I could not name a single one of their songs on a bet) since Charlotte was a nice placid girl who didn’t like speeding or failed burnout attempts.

‘99 Century - Unruly Julie, after an obscure Natural Born Killers character. As a big comfy sofa on wheels, she was pretty ruly, actually.

‘93 Prelude - Kichirou, a Japanese name meaning, (according to a random website) ‘good luck son’. Sadly, it may be more ‘good luck, son’ as he may need a new engine after three months of ownership...

Bonus: Tried to get my g/f to name her ‘91 300e Ilsa (yes, after that Ilsa) but she went with Sheridan, which, according to her, is an Irish girl’s name that means wild and untamed. (To me, it’s a Civil War general, and, to most people our age, the guy from Bab5, but hey, not my car)

Kinja'd!!! "DrDDay" (drdday)
01/26/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

2003 Lexus IS300 - ISabelle

2004 Lexus ES330 - EStella

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
01/26/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 0

Bumblebee. Because obviously.

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Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
01/26/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

My Camry is named Sharlene, because she’s a sexy girl

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And the Trailblazer is Martha, because old ladies tell me it’s gorgeous.

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Kinja'd!!! "J_P_Cars10s" (jpcars10s)
01/26/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0

Murka

it has a serious thirst for oil

Kinja'd!!! "TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
01/26/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

I wasn’t sure why I named my e28 “Lucy” at first, it just came to me at the time and now it has a deep emotional meaning to me.

Kinja'd!!! "they-will-know-my-velocity" (velocitah)
01/26/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 0

Dinah was the blue Mustang after Dinah Washington, ‘cause I fell in love with her loud pipes.

Roxanne was the red Mustang convertible (tan top), ‘cause she was blonde and like to take her top off.

The GTO is just GTO. I don’t know why but this car hasn’t presented me with a name yet. I can think of project names for it (Project Big Bird) but as a daily, it hasn’t broken in a major mechanical fashion. Perhaps I haven’t bled on it enough yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
01/30/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

My girlfriend named my NB “Blueberry”. Fitting for the character of a Miata to have fun name.

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
01/30/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 1

my old car was named Carmen. After Carmen Sandiego. because it was red.

I haven’t named my current car and I’ve had it for almost 2 yrs

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
01/31/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

I’ve referred to Meepster many times, but it got its name because my wife will say “meep,” every time I touch her nose. It’s fun and playful. We love our little Jeep:

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