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Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 01/26/2017 at 11:00

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Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/26/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 0

I need a change of pants.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

Buy it.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/26/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0

Oh my god. What a swap.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 6

Please don’t turn into the next JKM and post things that you want to buy but drive around in a car that you should really get rid of. Or turn into the anti-JKM and sell the juke and buy something like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/26/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 1

Yes. But mostly because you need something that isn’t a Juke.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/26/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 9

You’re only a sold Juke away from automotive perfection.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/26/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

Yeah but is Crazie Kanuck still Crazie without a Juke?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 2

Yeah it is independent of juke ownership.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 3

I mean, he willingly bought a Juke, you can never fully recover from that.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
01/26/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

$15k U.S. .... does it come with a top?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0

but my Juke is reliable. I don’t have a reason to get rid of it. A weird guy needs a weird car.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/26/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

We all have our questionable car choices... I mean I willingly bought a G6 back then.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

Just so you could say, “so fly like a G6" right? You also have a Solstice, so I’m assuming you like Pontiacs.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 1

TR6 with a BMW M50 is a pretty weird car.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/26/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

Well it was more under the pretension it’s not a Malibu. I also secretly wanted a Malibu Maxx but a bunch of people talked me out of it.

And for the record I actually liked Oldsmobiles more than Pontiacs, but GM took it away.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

but not Juke levels of weird.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/26/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1

After the 2 early GM products my parents had, I’m pretty much completely put off by any GM product. Their advertising is also not doing them any favors; I was at a neighbors house watching the falcons game and a chevy commercial came on where they’re talking about how many awards they’ve won and another neighbor says who actually cares about any of those.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/26/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 1

It’s not weird. It’s just fat and ugly.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

Since when is 2,912lbs fat, it’s one of the lightest in its class.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/26/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 0

Since the Micra’s been 1800ish.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

The Micra is around 2300lbs-ish.

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/26/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

Not the one your Juke is based off of.

Kinja'd!!! "Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
01/26/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0

It is back on the market, eh?