Cereals, ranked 

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 01/26/2017 at 01:41

Tags: Ranked
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Kinja'd!!!

1) Frosted Flakes

2) Frosted Mini-Wheats

3) Honey Bunches of Oats

4) Cheerios

5) Lucky Charms

6) Rice Krispies

7) Lead pellets

8) Being shot

9) Nissan Juke

10) Raisin Bran


Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 3

I don’t blame you, Jukes have metallic taste to them. I want to taste grains in cereal, not metal.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/26/2017 at 01:49, STARS: 2

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. Yes, if honey nut

5. No

6. Anyone else remember rice krispie TREATS cereal?

7. Not bad

8. Ow

9. Too high

10. No

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 01:56, STARS: 0

Raisin Bran is for people who like Jukes and are poo’s.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/26/2017 at 02:04, STARS: 2

Raisin Bran is good, shut up.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/26/2017 at 02:09, STARS: 1

Yes to all. Bran is better than Juke though. And bran is the only cereal that makes me rethink my life decisions, resulting in crippling depression. Cardboard with ketchup is more edible than bran.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
01/26/2017 at 02:11, STARS: 2

Real #1 has to be peanut butter Cap’n’ Crunch

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Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
01/26/2017 at 02:11, STARS: 3

Raisin Bran makes poo’s.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
01/26/2017 at 02:23, STARS: 5

No cinnamon toast crunch...? What are we, savages?

Kinja'd!!! "Bytemite" (bytemite)
01/26/2017 at 02:31, STARS: 2

I actually like Raisin Bran the most out of that list. It’s the only cereal on there with no added sugar but is still tasty because of the natural dried grapes.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
01/26/2017 at 07:29, STARS: 1

No Corn Pops?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/26/2017 at 07:40, STARS: 2

This list doesn’t mention Cap’n Crunch and is therefore invalid

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/26/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 0

My daughter woke up at 3am this morning as I was getting ready and asked if she could have some Lucky Charms. I’ve never bought Lucky Charms, and have no idea how she knows what they are or why she’d decide to ask for some at 3am. If she wasn’t three I’d ask her why she was smoking on a weekday.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/26/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

But Raisin Bran Crunch tho. It’s like crack.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/26/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1

+1 coating of whatever it is that gets deposited on the roof of your mouth

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/26/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 2

Except that the fourth ingredient of Raisin Bran is sugar. Bro, do even read?

https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/products/kellogg-s-raisin-bran-cereal-product.html

I mean, you can see the sugar on the raisins.

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Kinja'd!!! "bobbe17" (rob-runte)
01/26/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0

Rice Krispie Treats cereal was the best. I didn’t think they still made it but it looks like they only sell it at Walmart?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/26/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 2

Exactly.

Reese’s Puffs Cereal and Cinnamon Toast Crunch also.

Like John Oliver said, “basically candy you eat for breakfast”

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/26/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

First of all rude. Raisin Bran is a great serial.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
01/26/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 0

BUT RAISIN BRAN IS AMAZING

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

This was a ranking of cereals, not lead shot.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

Maybe you are...

Kinja'd!!! "Bytemite" (bytemite)
01/26/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Oh you’re right. I haven’t had cereal in a long time.

Kinja'd!!! "IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
01/26/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0

Glad to see Frosted Flakes take their rightful spot as #1, but frosted mini-wheats are garbage. There is not enough milk in all the dairies of the world to make those dry, flavorless briquettes appealing.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
01/26/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

Cheerios #4? I will fight you! Also where the hell are the Fruit loops, God’s gift to diabetus?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/26/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0

Just because you’ve neglected your oral health and therefore your mouth can’t handle it doesn’t mean it’s not good breakfast

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/26/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 1

Pretty sure that was the official Reese’s Puffs ad campaign

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/26/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1

Reese’s Puffalump Cereal

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/26/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 1

My oral health is the best. The best. I have the best dentists. The best dentists in the country tell me that I have the best teeth. We will build a retainer around the teeth, and Mexico is going to pay. Crooked Hillary has crooked teeth. Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
01/27/2017 at 10:00, STARS: 0

Ever had Grape Nuts?