The great cat hunt of 2017.  Marginally car related, definitely doggo related.  Warning, the cat doesn't make it.

Kinja'd!!! by "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
Published 01/26/2017 at 00:23

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We had been having issues with a cat periodically that hanging out under my racecar and/or trailer in the backyard, which drove the doggos nuts when we go out for them to do their business. The last couple of days, it had been around more. I’m guessing the colder temperatures had something to do with it. This morning, it was under the trailer and got up on top the ramps (stored underneath) where the dogs couldn’t get to it. I couldn’t flush it out, and it caused a big hassle with the dogs before work. Knowing that the situation was untenable, I talked to the county animal control folks to see about getting some traps when I got home from work. I learned that animal control officers are 9-5 type folks, and that someone might call me back tomorrow. Maybe.

Come this evening, I let the dogs out after poking around and not finding any obvious signs of cat. As soon as the dogs clear the door, they bolt for the racecar and are trying to get under the front of the car. Knowing that I was wrong about my initial feline assessment, I corral one dog at time and get them back inside. Going back to the racecar (1st gen integra), I open the hood and find two surprised and scruffy looking cats under there.

Despite my best efforts, I could not get either of them out from under the hood. They didn’t spook, the horn only seems to embolden them, and trying to flush them out with a broom handle only sends them calmly into crevices I can’t get them out from, yet I can still see them. Multiple, and probably feral cats, nesting down in my yard isn’t going work (and the dogs haven’t done their business all day), so I realized things have come to a head. I know I don’t want to get scratched or bitten by these things (especially not the night before a vacation). I spotlight them and I consider my carry piece that is inside my waist band. I then reconsider, because squeezing off a couple of 9mm rounds in the backyard is going to be noticed by the entire neighborhood and I have a strict policy of only talking to people with badges and guns on my terms and not theirs. I also didn’t really want to kill them, I just wanted them gone.

I decide that if I can’t flush the cats from the racecar, I’ll move the entire car so that the dogs can at least do their business tonight and tomorrow morning. I hook up the trailer to the escalade and pull it out to the front yard. As I pull out, I see the two cats scurry out from under the racecar and back into the side yard. I shoo them out of the yard, secure the gate and then let the dogs out. In the 30 or so seconds between shooing them away and letting the dogs out, the two cats inexplicably came back into the yard. The dogs bolted around the corner into the side yard, and one cat took off over the wall. The second cat did not make it over the wall. When I got around to the side, that cat was pinned up in the corner against the house and gate with the its torso in the lab-pitbull mix’s jaws and its head in the jaws of our Head of Security. Its legs were flailing and it was making awful sounds. I knew it wasn’t going to make it by the way the dogs had it, and I also realized that I hadn’t planned for this scenario. The only only implement nearby was as that old, hollow broom handle, and it struck me as probably not the right tool for the job. I had the small folding knife that is always in my pocket, but again, I knew that wasn’t the tool for the job. I ran inside can grabbed my old baseball bat. When I got back to scene in the side yard, the dogs still had the cat in their jaws, but it wasn’t moving anymore. I told them to leave it, and to my slight surprise, both dogs let go and stepped back. It was almost like they were presenting me with their kill.

I applied the coup de grace and threw the remains over the wall to the front yard. The dogs calmed down after a few minuets and finally did their business while I went around to the front with some gloves and garbage bags to deal with the remains of the cat. Ever since we came back inside this evening, both doggos have been sitting or laying in very close proximity to each other. This is unusual for the girls. I guess good group-cat kill turns out to be a doggo bonding exercise. I also going to hope that the second cat got the message and decides not to return.

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Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/26/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Yuck. If behavioral mod would help, cats totally despise the smell of citronella / lemon grass...not sure but AFAIK idoggos don’t care.

If anything with citronella scent is available — no more cat troubles.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
01/26/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 1

Good to known. It also just occurred to me that I could’ve turned on the hose and seen if if had an effect, although something tells me that would’ve been a less permanent solution.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
01/26/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 1

Cats are tricky. Alot of places consider them nuisance animals and won’t be asked.

If I wanted to shoot pest animals in my backyard (because I DEFINETLY don’t do that at all) A .22 caliber subsonic pellet gun is a decent buy. for whatever reason most of the new .177s shoot supersonic and will make a report.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/26/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 0

Not cool to share with no warning.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/26/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 0

Can I have those doggos

My doggo also has a bit of a prey drive... She chases my cats all day... in spite of all my efforts...

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
01/26/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 0

The lab-pit mix is the one with a really strong prey drive. Birds, lizards, cats, she goes crazy for. In season, she will stare out the window watching for lizards and go after them every chance she gets when we go out. The head of security is only really interested in things like lizzards or birds if they happen to run right in front of her. Left to her own, I doubt she would’ve actually killed the cat. But, if the lab-pit mix gets something stirred up, she’ll join in the hunt. While it is kind of neat to watch them hunt as a team, I would rather they just stick to lizards or the occasional bird.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
01/26/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 0

Thank you for pointing that out. I thought it was implied by the title, but I can see how it could not be read that way. I’ll edit it. My apologies.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
01/26/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 1

Should the other cat be around when I get back in town, it might be an excuse to buy either a pellet gun, or to pick up a little .22 and some subsonic rounds. I don’t really want to kill these things, but I’m also not going to fuck around with feral cats on my property.

When we first planted grass, I had problems with rabbits that also made me consider a projectile with less report. In that case, some modification to my gates has kept the cotton tails out of the backyard. It turns out animals see my green grass and backyard as something of a salad bar in the middle of the desert since the subdivision is surrounded by at least of few miles of open desert on three sides.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
01/26/2017 at 05:37, STARS: 1

My AmBull tree’d a stray cat once. She waited at the base of the tree for hours until the cat got tired and fell out. It didn’t make it either.

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
01/26/2017 at 07:18, STARS: 0

My father handily dispatches squirrels that steal birdfeed from the birds using a .22 - that seems like a good option. Some of them are the size of a cat. I have an aunt that calls him Elmer Fudd as he can spend an entire Saturday in the winter perched in the bathroom window waiting for his prey.

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
01/26/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 0

Here’s hoping they were stray/ferral cats and not someone’s pet. Plenty of other more humane/safer ways to deal with them than this. if the cat got one good blow in your dog could be blind in one eye.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
01/26/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

We’ve had an issue with a couple of rabbits. One was a former pet that was let loose by our neighbor. The other is wild. Both were using my wife’s garden as their salad bar. Both were driving my dogs and my neighbor’s dogs bonkers. We solved the problem with a $30 live trap. Both bunnies have gone to better places - one to the pound where I’m sure he/she was adopted, the other to a different part of the forest.