by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/25/2017 at 14:04
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/25/2017 at 14:04
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STARS: 3
What’s the haps?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/25/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0
My MATLAB course is kicking my ass. I never want to see MATLAB again after I’m done with my degree.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/25/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 2
Recovering from last night’s destruction of my liver.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/25/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 2
HA HA MATLAB
That is half a Nelson Muntz laugh and half a sympathy laugh.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/25/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 3
I’m sitting here at my desk with a knee-ache waiting for coffee to cool and for any of the several urgent projects I’ve been working on will actually get back to me with info so I can complete them. So far, looking like NOOOOOOOOPE
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 5
I have two XXL pizzas with extra topping on way.
Plus two x 660ml bottles of Warsteiner and two x 650ml bottles of Guinness Hop House 13 chilling.The bottles were only £2 each or three for £5. That’s my evening sorted.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/25/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1
6 series awn riyumz. Waiting for food now.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/25/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 2
You are officially Oppositelock Ambassador of Meat Foods.
Wait, are these pizzas loaded with meat?
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/25/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
Gonna make breakfast and then try to open up a garage that I get to use if I can open it. Also measure it and see if old full size American cars will fit.
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
01/25/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
Hanging out at work...waiting to go home cause car parts are there
"avalonian" (avalonain19)
01/25/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0
the chick fil a on campus ran out of sauce.
"CB" (jrcb)
01/25/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 1
Dreading leaving for work in about two hours.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
01/25/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 1
Sitting bored out of mind at work, hangry because my PB sandwich just didn’t do it for lunch today. I need access to a grill at work. Burgers sound really good to me right now.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
01/25/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0
If your degree is engineering of any sort, I guarantee you’ll see MATLAB again.
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
One is double ham with some peppers, onions, sweetcorn and mushrooms but the other is pepperoni plus deli pepperoni and extra cheese with extra deli pepperoni.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/25/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
You magnificent bastard.
"S65" (granthp)
01/25/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0
Why am i thinking about bulldogs this is strange
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
01/25/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0
I now own an application
Well I “manage” it technically because my title isn’t “Manager/Equivalent or above” (I don’t know where engineer falls in on that tree) but really I own it
It’s mine
Also it’s not an application as it is a suite of applications, web-tier stuff and database stuff that all work together to ruin peoples’ lives automate package deployment and execution across thousands of servers across the Us.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/25/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1
I have officially been on this planet 37 years. Additionally according to a coworker Taylor Swift does not have a posse, she has a “squad”.
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/25/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0
MATLAB can die a firey evil death in Camry.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/25/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 2
I want to be you when I grow up.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/25/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 1
I envy you. Enjoy it though!
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/25/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0
No, not necessarily, I haven’t used MATLAB since college. I do use a bit of MathCAD though.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/25/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 1
Be sure you have at least 20' of depth. American gigantobarges standardize at a maximum width of ~81" and no more, but if you find suddenly that you need a ‘70s Cadillac or Lincoln and are 6" too short, it will be sad. “Normal” full size American cars are usually not over 18' or so.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/25/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 1
Had 2 phone interviews today, one went alright other seemed to go really well.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/25/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0
More like if I grow up.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/25/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0
I somehow got a C in my MATLAB class, not really sure how. MATLAB is basically the devil.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/25/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0
It’s a Wednesday, the longest day of my workweek. I’m currently behind in my work and who knows when I’ll leave my office tonight. But it’s ok, because once I get home I only have to write a couple thousand words before tomorrow morning! Yay!!!
I hate Wednesdays.
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 3
Om nom nom nom nom
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/25/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0
Thanks! That is very good to know
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0
It’s half price on pizzas so thought I’d make it work. At full price the prices are ridiculous.
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0
I may of grown older but I refuse to grow up.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/25/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1
My two barges are (depending on source) either 80" and 80.1" or 79.9". One is 17' 6", one is 18'11"+. With 5mph bumpers, later ‘70s Lincolns and Cads add around 8" to that.
"Krieger (@FSKrieger22)" (Krieger22)
01/25/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0
Ready to go to bed, actually.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/25/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0
Fine. Be that way, guy!
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 1
Is MATLAB one of these?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/25/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1
No, but it’s far better.
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/25/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0
Ran into emotionally hurtful ex in the employee lounge today. Remind me never again to date someone who works in the same building as I do.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/25/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0
You can freeze the rest for later.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/25/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
Literally Hitler.
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1
? Freeze what for when?
I’m not with you fella. Are you implying some will be left over? Lol.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/25/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 1
No survivors is your pizza policy. I agree with that.
"Svend" (svend)
01/25/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0
"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
01/25/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2
Was in the work bathroom in a stall, had just ascended the porcelain throne and was about to start doing business.
Someone barges in, apparently talking to a food delivery guy on the phone and cussing him out badly for something that really wasn’t his fault.
Something had to be done.
I heard a promising gurgle from my bowels. I steeled myself, checked my aim, and let fly.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was like all my years of experience, of taking dumps both good and bad, had prepared me for this moment. I carefully modulated the expulsion of the gas/poop mixture to prolong the event while still providing enough pressure to reverberate the surrounding cheek tissue.
AAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
The bathroom fell silent. Then, a voice from the man’s phone.
... he ... hello? What was that?
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
01/25/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0
HERETIC!
Hmmm I see it integrates with Creo.
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/25/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0
Just started work 4P-MN
Thank God+ for it, too
Take care & ttyl
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/25/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0
Math is so much easier when you just make up the numbers.
"wkiernan" (wkiernan)
01/26/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 1
Well I know what I’m having for dinner now. Thanks!
"Svend" (svend)
01/26/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
My pleasure fella. Enjoy.