Moo.

Kinja'd!!! by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 01/24/2017 at 09:17

Tags: Big Bovine of the Desert ; cows ; Puffalumps ; Puffalopnik ; Puffposite Lock ; LeMons Rally
STARS: 10


Kinja'd!!!

Moooooooooooo.


Replies (59)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/24/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 6

Damn. Imagine the size of a steak if cows were that big...

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/24/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 3

That cow is huge! She could play pro football in La Leche League. #gotnothing

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/24/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 1

Stef, the late 80s - early 90s called they want those shorts back.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/24/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 2

It’s cowlossal!

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
01/24/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 15

That’s udderly ridiculous!

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/24/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 1

QUIT PUSHING YOUR PRO BOVINE AGENDA ONTO OPPO

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/24/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

In Earlton ontario they have this huge bison.

http://ontarioweekly.blogspot.ca/2009/07/largest-bison.html

This is just about 1 hour from me.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

Harsh, bro...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 4

Grooooaaaaaannnnnn.....

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 2

Best part is the photo credit...

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/24/2017 at 09:42, STARS: 6

SO.... MUCH..... BARBACOA!!!!!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/24/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 1

Leche Libre.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/24/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 1

Beautiful. La Vaca Loca

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/24/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

o man.... I need that steak

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/24/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 0

At first glance I thought you were grabbing a teet.

Smaller cow I spotted about a year ago on vacation:

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Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
01/24/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0

Look at those things hanging down. They look a giant set of ....

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/24/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

that was a joke, no malice was intended.

I was there during those days when florescent colors were all the rage.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/24/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 1

That would be a massive meal. I’m so in.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/24/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 4

before I was married I went out to dinner with my wife and her sister. the place had a 32 oz prime rib. My sister-in-law says I couldn’t finish it. I said I could but didn’t want to pay $35 for a dinner. She says I’m just saying that cuz I can’t do it and would pay for it if I finished it. Well I finished it, and just for good measure I finished my wife’s burger, a plate of fries and a couple beers.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/24/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0

I’m impressed.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
01/24/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

In St. Thomas they have a giant elephant as well. I’ve heard there’s a giant Mastodon out east somewhere.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
01/24/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 0

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I’m not impressed.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

I know. So was I. I have far too many pictures I wish I could remove from the universe...

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
01/24/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 5

I’m curious about the two hatches on that thing.

This might be some sort of surveillance cow.

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Better get a ladder.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/24/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 2

Tip it over! You can do it!

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/24/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1

reality is a cruel mistress

at least we didn’t have the net to keep all those pics at the time.

these were all the rage at one time.

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Kinja'd!!! "DanimalHouse" (thrillerwa09)
01/24/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
01/24/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 0

There’s one of those cows in Montgomery AL.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/24/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0

Nice! There’s a rural supper-club that I go to whenever I get a chance. They have a 36oz bone-in rib eye that is heaven on a plate. I usually finish it, but I shamefully had to bring home leftovers last time.

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
01/24/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

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Reminds me of the Big Texan down in Amarillo.

http://bigtexan.com/

I have a friend who completed the challenge twice . Why? I have no idea.

http://bigtexan.com/72-oz-steak/

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
01/24/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

Clearwater Junction, Montana:

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Kinja'd!!! "Pcm9799" (Pcm979)
01/24/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 1

We won’t be cowed by your disamooval.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 0

Double grooooooaaaaannnnnn!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/24/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0

i love rib eye. I went out to dinner to a place that does a fired fisherman’s platter for two. After a couple bites my wife wasn’t really feeling the fried food so I finished it myself. haddock, shrimp, scallops, onion rings and french fries.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
01/24/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0

We’ve all been assuming that’s a really, really big cow.

In fact, the cow is normal sized and Stef is more petite than hitherto known.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/24/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 3

We’re bringin’ ‘em back.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/24/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

I can confirm this

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/24/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 2

Quack

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/24/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 1

EGADS, WE’RE BEING WATCHED.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/24/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 2

hey, i’ve been there once already. Not going there again.

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
01/24/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

Load up the station wagon. It’s time to moove.

...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/24/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 0

Hmmmm....

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/24/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

That sounds amazing. I love all that stuff. Actually, I don’t do onion rings. I love how they taste, but if I eat more than two I get sick to my stomach. It’s really weird. I like onion, and I eat raw and grill onion regularly, but fried onion rings hates.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/24/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

Moo-urns!

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Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
01/24/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0

Fun story. I have been inside a cow that large before.

It was not pleasant.

Kinja'd!!! "Jonee" (Jonee)
01/24/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

Great shorts! Do you ever go anywhere without the Puffalumps? I have one somewhere if you want it.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
01/24/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 2

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Ace Ventura? Did nobody else make that connection?

Kinja'd!!! "leicester" (leicester)
01/24/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 0

As long as it wasn’t a brazen bull ...

Kinja'd!!! "AWD E30" (awde30)
01/24/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

944 dazzle camo livery?

Kinja'd!!! "Arolpin" (jkristal)
01/24/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 0

I have actually been thinking about getting a pair of Vuarnet sunglasses again. Unfortunately they are in the Kaenon/Persol price range now, and I could get a lot of other things I want for the $250-300. On the plus side, Croakies are still cheap. If I could only find a pair of OP Board Shorts to complete the look.

Kinja'd!!! "Old_fart_in_911" (tliao5)
01/24/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 1

It’s filled with solders! Looks like Troy’s going to get sacked again...

Kinja'd!!! "REO Jackwagon" (reojackwagon)
01/24/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0

You could go to Amarillo and try the Big Texan challenge

Kinja'd!!! "REO Jackwagon" (reojackwagon)
01/24/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 2

I see you are trying to steer the conversation

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
01/24/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 2

Going to milk it for all it’s worth.

Kinja'd!!! "REO Jackwagon" (reojackwagon)
01/24/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1

That looks like a former Sirloin Stockade cow

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/25/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

Needs more glitter.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/25/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

I have zero shame when it comes to sunglasses. The more obnoxious, the better. (DO IT.)

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/25/2017 at 01:11, STARS: 0

I love Puffalumps!!!

If it’s a longer trip with the potential for photo-ops, they always come along.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
01/26/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 0

Hahaha, nope!