by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 01/23/2017 at 11:48
by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 01/23/2017 at 11:48
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After picking my wife up from the scene of the dead Sienna, I went out to get her some take out for dinner. While waiting for the food, I was enjoying a beer and some bread and thinking about the cost of getting a new car that we did not plan for. The Sienna was almost paid for, and we were looking forward to no car payment.
Then, CRUNCH! Was there a chunk of seed in that black olive tapenade that I had been enjoying with the bread? NO, SIR! That, my friend, was a chunk of my tooth. WHAT THE FUCK? Is this what middle age has wrought, that I am slowly falling apart, piece by piece like the plastic dash of an 80s Japanese car?
Apparently so.
My dentist can’t fit me in. Fortunately, I have a client who are a lovely husband and wife dental team who have agreed to see me at 10:15 am. Don’t get old, Oppo.
I am working on PowerPoints on my laptop from home for my upcoming labor seminar in Temecula the first week in February.
I get to go to Monterey this week for a labor law presentation at an annual event that I sponsor. I go over Wednesday afternoon and come back Friday morning.
This is the first time I feel the pain of not having the Sunchaser. It is so fun to drive it over there. I know, these are first world problems.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/23/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 3
It is time to begin the cybernetic implantation process.
"LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
01/23/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 2
Replace the Sienna with a vintage dustbuster van, and spend the new van money on replacing all of the OEM teefs with permanent implants.
"S65" (granthp)
01/23/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1
Olives are gross, and now they’re after my teeth. Wonderful.
"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
01/23/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1
As someone who has had xrowns, root canals, and an implant done I hope you like hanging out with dentist types. I won the genetic lottery for soft enamel so I get to hang out with mine regularly.
Sounds like a crown is in your future, which isnt terrible. Implants are big money and take several visits.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/23/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0
Now seems like the perfect time to pick up one of those cool Kei vans that are turning 25.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/23/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/23/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1
Dustbuster + 3800SC.
I’m sure there’d still be plenty left over for teeth.
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/23/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
Any olive that isn’t a black olive is a good olive.
(That sounds racist when I say it out loud.)
"S65" (granthp)
01/23/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 0
hAte all olives equally