What are the weirdest street names in your town?

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Published 01/23/2017 at 10:19

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I think the number one for Atlanta has to be Boulevard. No, not “Boulevard Street” or anything like that. Not even “The Boulevard.” It’s called Boulevard. But here are some others I’ve come across, both downtown and in the surrounding suburbs:

Parkway Drive

Boring Road/Court/Way

Best Road

Winner’s Circle

Four Wheel Drive

Lee Street Connector (which I only mention because my GPS calls it “Lee Saint Con.”)

The By Way (Residents often file noise complaints due to the collective groans of passing drivers. Probably.)

US Auto Sales Boulevard (this road is literally just ~100' of exit ramp, without a single driveway or address on it, yet it’s shown on the exit sign instead of Hosea Road, which is the one it leads to)

And here’s the best of the best: In Suwanee, GA, there’s an entire subdivision with streets named after cars.

Pierce Arrow Circle

Porsche Court

Bonneville Way

Fleetwood Circle

Deville Circle


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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/23/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 3

48th

Where does it get the nerve??

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/23/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 1

There’s also Interstate North Parkway and The Exchange. Both in the area of Marietta.

The silliest names I can think of in this area are Tunnel Road (because it has a tunnel) and Governor’s View Rd.

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
01/23/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1

My favorite one here in town is “Easy Street”.

https://goo.gl/maps/BvT2dQbyMy92  

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
01/23/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 1

Friedrich Fick Straße. Fick is the German word for Fuck. Some people living in that street want it to be renamed after over 60 years.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/23/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 3

The WA state beach community where my dad initially retired has a “Camero Ct” - yes, they spelled it that way. In the same neighborhood there is also “Bel Air”, “Nomad”, “Fleetwood”, “Skylark”, “Riviera”.

For groan-worthy, there’s a “Tennis Ct” and “Lois Ln” in the small town area where my mom lives.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/23/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 3

Big Beaver Road, which is accessible via (and I am not making this up) Exit 69 off of I-75.

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Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
01/23/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 2

I’m going for this neighborhood which I see no theme in the least...

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Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
01/23/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Chicken Bristle Rd.

While not in my town per se, it’s close.

Or if you want in town, County Rd. 4+1/2 West.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
01/23/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 1

“Magic” Not Magic Street or Magic Road. Just “Magic”. FWIW, very few streets here have Road/Blvd/Ave/etc, they are just names. I have a friend that lives in a neighborhood where everything is shady: Shady Leaf, Shady Hill, Shady Winds. I have no idea what makes a wind shady. I used to live on Lion Forrest, which was off of Leopard Path which connected to the main road via Bobcat Pass. Other names in the subdivision: Lion King, Tiger Chase, Cougar Country, Cub Haven.

We have some other pretty cool themed neighborhoods - there is one that is all famous athletes: Babe Ruth St, Mickey Mantle Dr, Bart Starr St, Knute Rockne St, etc. and one that is horse racing themed: Secretariat Ln, Preakness Ln, Pimlico Ln, Steeplechase Ln, Equestrian (no Ln) and Triple Crown.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/23/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

I grew up on a road called S. 75 Rd

That doesn’t stand for south 75 Rd. Just S period 75 rd.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/23/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 2

In my area there’s a Naughty Pines (what?), Dis Dam Road (it’s narrow, steep, and generally awful), Lane Road, and Seven Pines Road. Seven Pines sounds innocuous until you try to give your address on Seven Pines Road. “Yes, I’m at 20 Seven Pines Road.” “Okay, 27 Pines Road?” “No, Number 20. Seven Pines Road.” Who’s on First? Tomorrow. 

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/23/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0

Always thought it funny that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
01/23/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 2

Up in Longmont there’s a “100 Year Party Court”. The same neighborhood has a “Tempted Ways Drive” and “Neon Forest Circle”.

Kinja'd!!! "ToyotaFamily" (robbav35)
01/23/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/23/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

Starred for tennis ct and lois ln

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
01/23/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

In Denver, one of the funnier ones to me is Severn Pl. Why? Because they put it between 6th and 8th Avenues. On purpose.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
01/23/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

Hi Ann Court.

Hello Ann!

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/23/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1

Not my town, but near my work. Dick Avenue. I guess all other street names were taken

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Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/23/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

By far, the most annoying is when they put North, West, East, or South in the street name, and it’s not directional, or the name changes based on what part of the street you are on.

Kinja'd!!! "RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z)" (redline350z)
01/23/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

There’s a “Boulevard” in seaside nj. The town I just moved to in north jersey has a street that’s just called “The Crescent” that’s it no ave, no st., no rd.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/23/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

Not a street, but we have this

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Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
01/23/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

Lake Jackson, TX has some interesting names:

This Way
That Way
Any Way
Circle Way
Parking Way
Center Way

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
01/23/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1

Athens has a Boulevard also.

There’s also “The Plaza” as in 123 The Plaza, Athens, GA

Best Drive

New Avenue

Park Avenue

Nacoochee Ave

There’s a point where Westview Drive intersects with itself. 3 way intersection where it doesn’t matter which way you go, you’re turning on to or continuing on Westview Drive.

Those are just a few.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
01/23/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 2

There’s a Goah Way in my town. It’s pronounced exactly how you think.

There are also some eccentric, offbeat ones like Oysta Watcha Path, Machipscat Trail, and “Road to Great Neck” (not Great Neck rd)

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
01/23/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

Backlick Road

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/23/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1

For mine it’s probably Bear Chase Court. Apparently named for an actual event when they were building the neighborhood, but hey.

I still like one particular road in Williamsburg. There’s a road called News Road, and they rebuilt part of it on a new alignment, with the bypassed version now called Old News Road.

Kinja'd!!! "StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
01/23/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

I-75 exit 69, Big Beaver. No joke.

Kinja'd!!! "GTI Sprinks" (gtisprinks)
01/23/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

There’s a road i pass occasionally heading out of town “Pinch Em Slyly Place” in Charlottesville. Always thought that was the weirdest name.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
01/23/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 0

Still makes me giggle every time I see it.

#iamtwelve

Kinja'd!!! "knowonelse" (knowonelse)
01/23/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 0

Sneath Clay Road

You Bet Road

Rough and Ready Highway

Banner Lava Cap Road (I live on this one)

Town Talk Road

Robbers Ravine Road

Barb Wire Lane

Bad Rock Road

Newtonian Road

The Burma Road

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/24/2017 at 06:08, STARS: 0

slaughterhouse lane.

S.E.C. road

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
02/15/2017 at 02:02, STARS: 1

Random Road

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