by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 01/22/2017 at 12:45
by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 01/22/2017 at 12:45
Tags: post fact world
STARS: 13
No Ferrari has ever caught fire since Enzo Ferrari started the company. Period.
The Hyundai Pony is the greatest car ever created by mankind. Period.
Sergio Marchionne does not own or wear sweaters. Period.
"McMike" (mcmike)
01/22/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 13
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/22/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 3
Water is dry. The sky is purple. Period.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/22/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 8
Alternative Oppofacts
Scoob is not a poo.
Hondabro rarely shitposts.
Doggos are not cool period.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
01/22/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 6
Sunchasers neither chase nor are they suns.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/22/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 7
Zoidberg loves Kias.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/22/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 3
My joop won the 24 hours of Lemans.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/22/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 7
People are more likely to believe something if you put the word peroid at the end. Peroid
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/22/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 5
“Henry Ford invented the car. I know because I was there.”
"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/22/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1
I’m a doctor. Period.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/22/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 6
The PT Cruiser is the best, most dynamic driver’s car ever produced. Period.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/22/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 2
SCOOB M.D.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0
Are sure theres going to be no contamination from you?
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
01/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 5
Volkswagen was cheating to get around emissions, they just developed an alternative software mode.
Toyota isn’t bland, it’s just alternative excitement.
The Hyundai Pony and Excel weren’t nightmares, they were alternative dreams.
I don’t like to bring politics onto Oppo, and I’d prefer if no one did, but that “alternative fact” line was absurd.
"PS9" (PS9)
01/22/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 2
The BRZ is the most powerful car on earth. Period.
"PS9" (PS9)
01/22/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1
THAT’S GOING TOO FAR
"PS9" (PS9)
01/22/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 2
You cannot be both a doctor and a poop.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
01/22/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 3
Pagani will sell 1 million cars in 2017. Period.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/22/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1
“I’ve got Scoob all over my scrubs!”
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/22/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1
You are a poo. Period.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
01/22/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0
+1000 stars for Baghdad Bob cameo.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
01/22/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 2
Also: Ferraris don’t catch fire, they just create alternative exhausts.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/22/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 2
Volkswagen engines comply with all emissions regulations. Period.
If you like your car you can keep your car. Period.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/22/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0
Eeewwwww.
"this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata" (fantastic-mr-foxbody)
01/23/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 0
Once again, when McMike arrives the rest of us can just pack up and go home.
all the stars