This stuff is like crack-covered crack on heroin.

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/22/2017 at 01:05

Tags: Teeth-B-Gone! Now in Huckleberry flavor!
STARS: 3

The pet store where I get doggo food has all these faaaauuunsay licorice flavors by the front register, which are my ultimate weakness. Nutrition facts on the back are about as bad as you’d expect. But they’re SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD.

Replies (9)

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/22/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

mmmmm............licorice!

"S65" (granthp)
01/22/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 0

How have you not died yet

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/22/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

Heart’s still beatin’!

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"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/22/2017 at 01:16, STARS: 0

Space Crab doctor outlives us all.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/22/2017 at 01:23, STARS: 0

Licorice is gross and so is plaid.

"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
01/22/2017 at 02:39, STARS: 4

but it’s sooooo gooood

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/22/2017 at 03:00, STARS: 0

You understood the reference!

"comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (00cyclonefan)
01/22/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 2

Licorice sees Zoidberg coming in the store and is all “I’m your huckleberry.”

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/22/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

I prefer salted* black licorice because I’m less likely to binge when my candy tastes like burning.

*Sodium chloride and ammonium chloride.