by "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
Published 01/21/2017 at 19:28
by "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
Published 01/21/2017 at 19:28
Tags: Saturday shitpost
; Shaturday sitpost
STARS: 5
The Piston Cup is kind of weird.
It’s like if you won a marathon or something, and someone said “here, have this sculpture of the human heart”.
No I haven’t seen Cars too many times, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/21/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 2
Are they even aware of what a piston is?
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
01/21/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1
should be a DISH .........
"S65" (granthp)
01/21/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 3
What if they are all rotary powered
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 1
I’m pretty sure they just did it for the Adults only joke.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 2
Yes and the people in WallE are eating dead bodies.
Really makes for a better movie no not bring logic in.
"The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
01/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 1
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
01/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0
lol I was watching this with my dad once, he said “Piston cup? That’s an awful prize.” It took me a minute, but then I was rolling.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/21/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 3
Waitaminit. What does that say about the Mushroom Cup, then?
Is the trophy a Toad’s head? Is it a Super Mushroom? Is there even a difference between the two? Mario, you sick bastard...
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
01/21/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1
There are lots things in the Cats universe that are odd, Flo’s gas station for example spark plugs as roof decorations, that would be like decorating a coffee shop with super sized nerves.
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/21/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1
That’s the thing about having a toddler who watches the same movie over and over again. You start picking it apart without even trying. I could go on for quite some time on all the things that make little or no sense in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
"PS9" (PS9)
01/21/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 1
There are car-doctors in that universe, so they have to be.
"PS9" (PS9)
01/21/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 7
Actually, a gold Human heart trophy wouldn’t be weird. It would be badass. I want a gold human heart trophy.
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/21/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0
Also, there are jet trails in the sky that look like tire marks. But they have actual planes in the movie, no flying cars...
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/21/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
01/21/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 2
There were a lot of adult jokes the Miatas flashing their head lights, the Porsche with the tramp stamp under the spoiler.
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/21/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0
I mean, I would sure think it’s cool. But I’m not going to pretend that I’m considered normal.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/21/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0
Ask Trump for his heart.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/21/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1
Think about it. They were gone for at least 700 years after they were supposed to be gone for 5.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/21/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0
That’s fair. You’re bound to ask questions if you see something enough.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/21/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0
Dear God, I do that with movies watching it the first time. How am I going to survive once I have a child of my own?
"just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
01/21/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
An anotomically shaped heart trophy makes sense to me as for cardiovasular exercise.
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
01/21/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0
To be fair, I also wouldn’t want a cup somebody Piston.
"just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
01/21/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0
I want to see a coffee shop decorated in giant nerves.
"Van Man, rocks the Man Van" (jacoboconnell)
01/22/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 0
Does Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?
"Tapas" (tapas)
01/22/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0
Pfft pistons don’t have wings either!