Marriage.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/20/2017 at 21:25

Tags: Big brother is watching you run red lights
STARS: 10


Told her it was red.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (31)

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/20/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 1

The Tercel would have beat the light.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/20/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

Oh. Oh that’s bad.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

The Tercel would have not chanced it BECAUSE it could never make that light. She seriously floored it when it turned yellow.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

There goes my salary!

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
01/20/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

The best part about Seattle is that it’s not a $500+ moving violation!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

Did VVT-i kick in?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

I think it kicked the bucket is what it did.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/20/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

I thought Lynnhood was doing away with their cameras. Maybe that was somewhere else.

Keep her away from NE 8th and 112th in Bellevue.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
01/20/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

Could’ve bought another Toyota project with that much money.. on second thought, maybe don’t mention that.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

Lynnwood, but true. It’s being processed as a parking violation.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

That ticket is like...

*counts on fingers*

*carries the one*

One fifth of a set of Celica louvers.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/20/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

It’s an omen. Never shoulda bought that couch.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

Don’t even get me started.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0

What’s a Celica

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

Slightly larger Toyota Starlet.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0

If anything I’d say Lynnwood is adding them. This was 200th st sw, not on 196th where there’s been one for ages.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/20/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 1

That’s roughly 15 sixers of Red Chair.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 2

You mean the Corolla-Tercel?

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/20/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 1

“I WARNED you. I WARNED you, but did you listen, oh no, you knew it all”

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 2

I have a very peculiar erection.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

You’ve just crossed the line, my friend.

Kinja'd!!! "BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
01/20/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

Pretty sure you’re not legally obligated to pay those. Look into it yourself though and don’t take my word for it (we don have them here), but I guess it might depend on who you have to write the check to.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/20/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 0

I think I read a news story that the Russians hacked the traffic cams around Seattle.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/20/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0

I’d rather be in your household. The Audi shit the bed yesterday so all funds for “projects” are going towards repairs and a possible new rig.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/20/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

Maybe it was Everett - somewhere up there.

I hope they didn’t screw with the yellows.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/20/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

It was a blatantly short yellow, imo. Which is why I told her not to lol

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/21/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 2

Sometimes I’ve feel I’ve got to

*Dun dun*

Run away, I’ve got to

*Dun dun*

Get away from the light but now it’s yellow
Please stay green

The car we share
Seems to go nowhere
It’s this stupid light
Knew I should have turned back
But’s it’s almost night

Once we drive away
We can go about our day
But this broken light has taken
All the time away from me so
I’m running it now tho
We’re gonna get a ticket

OOOOHHHH

Tainted Vibe, OhoooahOhhh
Tainted Vibe

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/21/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 1

Maybe you should measure the yellow and fight it. There’s been serious shit in other locations due to such manipulation. These cameras are crony capitalism at its finest - cities are bribed into it.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/21/2017 at 01:37, STARS: 0

Damn, what happened with the Audi?

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/21/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

Not sure. It’s sputtering and the CEL is on. Like it’s not getting fuel. I’m going grab a code reader today and go from there.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/21/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 1

[Code P0776BBQ:]

“Well there’s your problem. It’s an Audi.”