Chicken soup coffee pods will make America great again

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Published 01/20/2017 at 15:21

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My office has a not-a-Keurig coffee pod machine for all of our watery flavored coffee and tea needs. There’s also a regular coffee machine for people who want real (but not necessarily good) coffee. Today I noticed chicken soup among the selection of pods. I bet it’s delicious ghastly.


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Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
01/20/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

hmmmm... ramen cup with one of these bad boys... budget lunch

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/20/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 6

whats better than coffee flavored chicken soup? chicken soup flavored coffee.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
01/20/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

Just powdered bullion I presume

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
01/20/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

Campbell’s has a Chicken Noodle Soup K-Cup that comes with a noodle packet. Amazon’s users gave it 4 stars.

I’m intrigued.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/20/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 1

why?

it’s this

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I use to drink some once in a while when sick when younger.

haven’t had any in a long long time....

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/20/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 2

We tried a combo coffee/cappuccino/hot chocolate/SOUP machine where I used to work.

It literally shat out pee-colored hot water that vaguely smelled of chicken soup.

Would not recommend.

Kinja'd!!! "Twinpowermeansoneturbo" (twinpower)
01/20/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 0

I feel bad for the guy who tries to make a hot chocolate after someone uses one of the chicken soup pods.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/20/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

So you’re saying that next time I’m working sick I can use the common K-cup machine to earn the unending enmity of all my co-workers in like three ways at once? SIGN ME UP

“Give me a break, man, I didn’t sneeze on the machine. Much. Also I can’t smell the chicken soup so I don’t know what you’re complaining about”

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
01/20/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

That’s just disgusting.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/20/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1

This is brilliant! But, the next person who wants a coffee will not be amused.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/20/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

I’ve come to terms with today being the start of a clusterf**k of the next four years but coffee machine chicken soup PODS is taking it too far.

Cup-a-soups are one thing but soup pods is mental.

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Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/20/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 6

It literally shat out pee-colored hot water that vaguely smelled of chicken soup.

So did everyone who used the machine.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/20/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 2

Nor people locked in a tight air space with said machine.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
01/20/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

First time that I’m going to use the word “ick” on here without referring to a stanced car...Ick.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/20/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0

What the world really needs is a Slurpee machine that dispenses Bovril or Vegemite. Their market share in the Freaky Spreadables space has been eroding for decades.