by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 01/20/2017 at 14:11
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 01/20/2017 at 14:11
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STARS: 7
Cargo shorts > short shorts
"random001" (random001)
01/20/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 1
They have so much storage and utility....
"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
01/20/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 1
Cargo shorts is best shorts
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/20/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1
So much storage and cooling for my yeti legs.
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/20/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
You left out short jorts.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
I urban dictionaried “cargo shorts” it made me laugh.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
What about jorts?
Who will speak up for the jorts?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1
Absolutely no one because jorts are fake shorts.
"The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
01/20/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1
Cargo short and birks are the correct answer.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/20/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0
#jortlegsfatter
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1
Because they’re fake shorts.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
01/20/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1
Cargo shorts with hammer loop. All utility. No limitations.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1
Urban Dictionary is fake news.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
01/20/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 4
Short shorts > everything
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/20/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1
Sure, if it’s 2006.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0
No.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/20/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1
Zero Pinocchios
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2
Not all of us are that white.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/20/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1
No.
Ban UF
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0
Cargo shorts > all
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/20/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1
I went into a store the other day to get a sweater because I finally finished destroying the other one I had bought there after too many years.
They had 5" men’s shorts.
I have 5" running shorts for my long distance running in hot weather kind of stuff.
I felt conspicuous when I bought the 8" shorts this summer.
5" means a heckuva a lot of man-thigh.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0
Cargo shorts > gym shorts
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/20/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1
From their website. 5" shorts.
I feel like if you’re the kind of guy to wear 5" shorts, you should shave your legs just for the sake of everyone.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/20/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1
We need Jort Reform.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/20/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 2
#ImpeachHondaBro
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/20/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0
Should look up Nissan Juke.
Someone should get the P from a Patrol badge and swap the J out.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0
I’M NOT EVEN PRESIDENT YOU RAPSCALLION
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
01/20/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 2
zip off cargo pants > cargo shorts
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/20/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/20/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?
Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.
Was not disappointed.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0
"Tripper" (tripe46)
01/20/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0
Spot on lol
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/20/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 1
Then what about
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1
u fookin wot m8
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/20/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 0
cargo shorts, NF
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/20/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 0
Cargo short and birks crocks are the correct answer.
"The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
01/20/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0
Only if they’re orange.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/20/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1
Overall Shorts FTW!!!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/20/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0
Until this moment I had totally forgotten about Eddie Griffin.
"Svend" (svend)
01/20/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 1
Cargo shorts for the win.
Excuse my balding head. Lol.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
01/20/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1
#skysoutthighsout
"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
01/20/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
Ain’t nothin’ sexier than shorty-shorts.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/20/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 2
Tobias agrees.
"Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
01/20/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1
Did you really?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Mattbob" (mattbob)
01/20/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0
I’m all for the pockets, but the elastic waistband is a no-go.
"Svend" (svend)
01/20/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1
No. Because I’ve done it several times. I zip off the bottoms, I misplace them or just decide not to put them back on. Long story short, the shorts go through the wash a few times, so when you find the bottoms and put them back on, they are a different colour.
"PowderHound" (PowderHound)
01/20/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 3
Nah. Short shorts > everything. Because my legs are great and must be shown off
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1
*unzips cargo shorts*
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
uh
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
Not all of us have bald legs.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
01/20/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 1
My drawer of cargo shorts appreciates your cargo short appreciation post.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/20/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 0
Hmmm.... I have another idea of what or more like what he should not be wearing hhnnngg
"bubblestheturtle" (bubblestheturtle)
01/20/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1
And I thought the man-bun was as bad as it got. So wrong.
"bubblestheturtle" (bubblestheturtle)
01/20/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0
Very popular at pride parades. I doubt that will ever change.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/20/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 1
Y-M-C-A! I demand that you remove this picture of me
immediately!
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/20/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 1
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/20/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0
no
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0
Your opinion is fake.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/20/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0
You can lie to yourself all you want about grandpa shorts being a good idea, but that doesn’t make me wrong! The facts are the facts, man.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/20/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0
mmm yesssss
THE 80s HAVE RETURNED.
(Puffalumps next, please.)
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 1
#BoycottJalopnik
#NotMyShorts
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/20/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 0
You can’t handle the truth!
#FP4ever
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
01/20/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 1
the waistband is the most egregiously terrible part
"Long Live the Longdoor" (victoryred08)
01/21/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 0
As I like to say, “they’re the SUV of shorts”.