New America

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Published 01/20/2017 at 13:48

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/20/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/20/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

Why doesn’t this shotgun have a sight

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/20/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 12

Because hips don’t have eyeballs.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 2

Most bird guns don’t have sights. That gun would smash his face if he shot it like that tho.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1

Some hips have an eye in between them...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/20/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

I am really creeped out right now...

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 4

Cool story, bro

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/20/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 0

About hips with eyeballs, or in general?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/20/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 4

I like this one:

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Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
01/20/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 0

This. What you just said. Just....ew....

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
01/20/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

They don’t have the former, but they have the latter.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
01/20/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 2

I remember this song from my youth, but slightly different (and with better rhyming), still sung to the tune of “ This Land is Your Land” :

This land is my land, it isn’t your land

I’ve got a shotgun, and you ain’t got one

If you don’t get off, I’ll blow your head off

This land is private property...

The underlying meaning remains the same

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
01/20/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 3

Lack of funding and manpower were their downfall though.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/20/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

Ah... yeah can’t help you there. I was just thinking that everybody knows shotguns are fired from the hip like a boss, so you don’t need no stinkin’ sight.

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
01/20/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 3

You mean the land our (meaning white, eastern European) ancestors stole from the native inhabitants of this continent?

Because the ONLY people who can accurately claim land in this country belongs to them aren’t white. But it’s okay! We let them have casinos, so I guess they are getting proper reparations eventually...

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/20/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/20/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2

I don’t think you know how shotguns work.

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0

I bought a T shirt with that on it on the Navajo Reservation.

Kinja'd!!! "BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
01/20/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 2

Every piece of land on the planet was, at one point or another, stolen from its original owner.

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
01/20/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 2

Doesn’t make my point any less valid.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/20/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1

I have it too. I grew up on a reservation even though I’m white AF. I tend empathize with Native American issues.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
01/20/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 2

My wife was trying to get me to explain what “nationalism” means. I think I’ll just show her this picture.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/20/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

Also white AF and I also empathize.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/20/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1

Came to say, seen it said, starred instead.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
01/20/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
01/20/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

It makes it WAY less valid. You know, the Native Americans had empires too.

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
01/20/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 3

So white people are the only ones allowed to own land and guns in America? Because that is very much what that picture implies, and what Fascist Fanta got elected on.

Maybe we should go all the way back to when “Americans” were defined as only White, land-owning, Men and property included women and black people? Would that Make America Great Again?

Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
01/20/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 7

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Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
01/20/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

You can have this shitty land though.

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You found what? This is my land too, I never actually gave it to you.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

The tribes in the continental United States did not have empires. That was a central and south American thing. Also, in my area, some the tribes in existence at the time of contact with the Spaniards were descendents of the original settlers.

Kinja'd!!! "BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
01/20/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

The Comanche absolutely had an Empire.

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/20/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0

That was not an empire. The Comanche were hunter gathers and horse traders. While they had a very extensive area with which to hunt and gather on, it was not an empire. That photo you using is from a book entitled Comanche Empire where the author argues that the nation was much more empire like than it is given credit for. While I agree that the Comanches were highly organized, I don’t think anything they developed resembled an empire, especially when compared to Europeans or even other American peoples.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
01/20/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 1

Here’s a handy comic!

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/an-important-distinction

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
01/20/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 2

Patriotism: The desire to work for and serve your country to make it a better place for everybody because it’s the right thing to do.

Nationalism: The desire to work for and serve your own part of your country to make it a better place for you and your ilk because you believe that the whole thing only belongs to you.

Trump’s acceptance speech rant was addressed to his almost entirely white audience who believe that they have been slighted and that black, brown, yellow and LGBT people are trying to take it away from them. At a time when our dreadfully divided country needed a note of reconciliation, he doubled down on the hatred and ethnocentrism that got him elected.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
01/20/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 0

I expected absolutely nothing different. He rode his wave of white nationalism into office and continued on with it, with his attack on John Lewis, his belief that the black american community is nothing but a hell hole, and not to mention that “american carnage” comment he made during his proclamation.

It was everything I expected and everything I continue to fear.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
01/20/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

What was breathtaking was how he stood there and basically insulted every single person on the platform behind him. It was as if he were disgorging one epic Twitter rant from his aerie atop Trump Tower. During the NBC coverage, they threw it to a reporter on the street who was interviewing members of Bikers For Trump, a motorcycle group that came to help provide “security” for the inauguration, as if the 28,000 LEOs there couldn’t handle it themselves. The reporter asked them about the speech, and of course, they raved about it, about how he was going to protect Americans from the politicians and return power to the people. I really wished she had said, “All Americans? Black, brown, yellow, LGBT? Or just the white ones?” Because, in all honestly, that speech was directed solely at White Christian America™.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
01/20/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

I’ve got nothing to add that you already didn’t cover. My biggest regret at this moment is that I don’t have more money to give to organizations like the ACLU, Sierra Club, Planned Parenthood, etc to help them fight against this menace.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
01/20/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0

They’ve already said that they plan to axe the National Endowment for the Arts and the National Endowment for Humanities. Whether or not Congress approves that is another story. But the hostility of this administration and Congress towards the arts and sciences is well documented. And that will be a great loss for America.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
01/20/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 1

And the privatization of PBS. There isn’t a single thing this administration or the GOP are doing right now that I actually approve of. I mean, LITERALLY nothing. It’s quite the accomplishment of horror.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/22/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

Or redneck.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/22/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

Real men don’t need sights.