Biggest Bro-Douche Moment I've Seen in a While

Kinja'd!!! by "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
Published 01/20/2017 at 13:42

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Spotted on my way home last night in Auburn Hills

Kinja'd!!!

How many can we spot?

-H2
-Oversized chrome wheels
-HOTBOI license plate
-Parking in a fire lane
-Way too many chrome accessories
-I bet that fuel can on the back is empty
-He was also blasting his music with the windows down (it was about 30 F last night) when he went inside


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
01/20/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 2

Did he vape?

Kinja'd!!! "OneFastPuertoRican" (OneFastPuertoRican)
01/20/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 2

No MAGA bumper sticker?

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
01/20/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 3

A license plate that reads “HOTBOI”?

Wouldn’t that make him a member of the LBGT community?

Or am I just old and don’t know what kids do these days?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/20/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1

Is that the Speedway on University? Ugh, people are always parking in that fire lane.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/20/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 1

Four roof bars? Why.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
01/20/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 2

I wish I could have photographed what I saw last week while driving a Viper with my friend.

The most ridiculous lifted pickup ever, with bigfoot wheels and enlarged covers over the rear diff to evoke something that the owner is personally lacking.

The most ironic thing was, the junk down there meant he actually had very poor ground clearance.

According to my friend/passenger, the dude and his companion were staring at us.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
01/20/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

At least they’re the MC2 wheels so they won’t rot and collapse under the sheer weight of the SUT.

Kinja'd!!! "Liam Farrell" (ackrunner)
01/20/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

The Chinese are pretty douchey then

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Never got close to him, didn’t want to catch anything. I think they were black and milds actually

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Because I got a great rate on buying multiple sets?

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1

I don’t know anymore either. Hipsters ruined the cool lingo of our day

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

I’m surprised as well

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1

Dude, quit stalking me! Yes it was.

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/20/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

Dude, quit stalking me! Yes it was.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
01/20/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

IKR

I want to insult him, but I don’t want to offend an innocent person who just happens to be gay and the life of the party.

And I’m not even trying to be PC — these feelings have me so confused!

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/20/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

Given the license plate, I don’t think they’d have any particular love for Trumpers.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/20/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/20/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1

Let’s no forget the all terrain tires that will only see payment.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/21/2017 at 00:04, STARS: 1

ah metro detroit speedways. full of class

Kinja'd!!! "450X_FTW" (mistermic)
01/21/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 1

When there’s no 7-11 nearby and I want a slurpee, I hit the speedway

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
04/13/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

Do you remember if this song was playing?

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