Today's chandelier inspection

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/19/2017 at 17:45

Tags: I got it! He's a male escort
STARS: 1


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Fancy powder room. With fancy hangy-doohickeys.

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So many doors....


Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/19/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

Dat view

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/19/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0

How much urine is in the bathtub?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/19/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 1

Nice tag. Zoidberg confirmed for local male escort.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/19/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 0

North end of Lake Washington? Hard to place.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/19/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0

Da Fak is that wall texture? I thought we have moved beyond plaster and lath.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/19/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 3

Is it possible to lift one away from the wall and pretend to be shaving with a lightsaber? Asking for a friend.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
01/19/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0

What is it, exactly, that you do for a living?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/19/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 8

From his posts it looks like: walking around unfinished house, something with a dog, and something to do with old Toyotas.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
01/19/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 1

come in, sit down...

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Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
01/19/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

Are those Bella windows? My old neighbor installed them. ( he moved, not died )

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/19/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

I’m thinking Sammamish.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/19/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

You might be right, looks maybe too narrow for the big lake.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/19/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 2

He’s the bath of death inspector.

Seems stressful too since he claims he is loosing his hair.

Doesn’t seem to pay well since he only owns 80s toyotas.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/19/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

It’s also usually less choppy.

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
01/19/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 0

Plumber. He’s a plumber.

Many bathroom pics. Always cares about what’s in the tub. Expensive faucet hardware just sitting there, being watched by the installer, otherwise it would have already been stolen...

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/19/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

My guess was a lighting installer. If he was a plumber he would be driving a full size van, not a taco.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/19/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 1

Can I have that house?

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/19/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1

I’ve never been able to nail it down. I bet it’s one of those obscure jobs one never thinks of. Kind of like how one of my friends is a certified lumber inspector.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

Ice cold, the both of you.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 1

Mercer Island

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
01/19/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

We are going to find out, and its going to be a big reveal.

Kinja'd!!! "comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (00cyclonefan)
01/19/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

I got a fancy hanging doohickey for ya...right here....

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 2

A colonial sconce?!?

Kinja'd!!! "comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (00cyclonefan)
01/19/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 1

Not..........exactly.

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
01/19/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0

More of can’t afford.

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
01/19/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

Aren’t you a Seattle city building inspector?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 0

Nope

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/19/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 2

If you can hide really well, you can live in any house!

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
01/19/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

Rooting for him in any event ...

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
01/20/2017 at 02:50, STARS: 0

That’s a lot of dang doors.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
01/20/2017 at 02:57, STARS: 0

Are you the kind of chandelier inspector who can come to my house and tell me everything that’s wrong with it and how much I should pay somebody to fix it? I can mostly figure out the former, but the latter I could really use some help with.

Please note: the worst things you’ll find in any of my bathtubs (hopefully) are hoses that I brought inside so they wouldn’t freeze but that needed to drain. And possibly doggo hair in the guest bathtub. Don’t tell any potential houseguests.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/20/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

I said have, not live in.... But having would then also be living in