DD TRACK & BURN

Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 01/19/2017 at 14:08

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Kinja'd!!!

Your three choices are the GLS63 AMG with (585 HP), the Lamborghini Jalpa (255HP) and the Citroen C5 Break V6 (211HP)

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These are the choices, go.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/19/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 2

DD: Overpowered soccer mom mobile, with stick figure family on back

Track: Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude

Burn: Like all French things the Citroen loves to smoke

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/19/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0

DD the Merc

Track the Jalpa (god I want one)

Burn the Citroen.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
01/19/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0

DD Cedes

Track Lambo

Burn That other car

Kinja'd!!! "Bytemite" (bytemite)
01/19/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

DD and track the Lambo. Burn the others. Life’s too short to be driving boring cars.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/19/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 1

DD: 2016 Citroen C6

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Track: Blown LS1 Jalpa

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Burn: Mercedes Scourge of the earth   mommobile ugly CUV thing

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/19/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

Same but I’m keeping that stock Lambo V8

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
01/19/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

DD: Lambo, because it’ll break at the track.

Track: AMG, because I can push Miatas and fox bodies out of the way.

Burn: French poo car

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/19/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

I’d keep it mothballed on the shelf for when I am done racing it.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
01/19/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 1

DD: Citroën

Track: Lambo

Burn: The Merc mini van.

Easiest choice, ever. Didn’t even have to think about it for more than a fraction of a second.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
01/19/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

DD the GLS

Track the Jalpa, because it will break everywhere, might as well enjoy it.

Burn the French wagon

Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
01/19/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

Same here.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/19/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

DD the nuclear powered Mercedes bus.

Track the lambo.

Burn the French thingy.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/19/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

Duh. This is best answer. Ahhhh, experiencing those hydropneumatics over all the stupid speed bumps at my school would just be a dream, that and the C5 doesn’t make everyone automatically assume that you’re a rich douche (just another anonymous car not sold in the United States...) 

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/20/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 0

The GLS is a full-size SUV.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/20/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

Yes, there are zero fucks given about it