Almost hit a deer last night

Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 01/19/2017 at 13:31

Tags: dashcam ; caught on dashcam ; but not really
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You know why there’s no dashcam gif footage of it?

Stupid thing didn’t pick it up because A. It was dark and the camera sucks at seeing things not immediately within the headlights’ range and B. As soon as I slammed on the brakes the front end dipped, reducing the reach of the headlights even more.

Oh well.


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
01/19/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 4

You know why there’s no dashcam gif footage of it?

Because you soiled yourself on camera and decided wisely not to post the video all over the internet

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/19/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0

Also no venison steaks :(

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/19/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0

Gotta get an antidive system or convert to FRIC.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/19/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

It was a small skinny doe. Lean cuts, if anything.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/19/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

Good for getting #swole

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/19/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

My daughter in the back seat admitting to peeing a little :/

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/19/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 1

Bro, do you even venison jerky?

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
01/19/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0

I thought there was no GIF becuase I thought I actually started to make a difference in the fight against GIFs.

I was wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/19/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 0

You fought the gif, and the gif won.

Kinja'd!!! "Stephenson Valve Gear" (stephensonvalvegear)
01/19/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

If you would have been driving a Canyonero, you would have successfully hit the deer and we would all be enjoying a gif of it. After all, from the advertising I have seen on a couple of other recent posts, the Canyonero is a squirrel squashin’ deer smackin’ driving machine...

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
01/19/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

Sounds preferable to the up close cameo impact shot though.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/19/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

Very much so.