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Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 01/18/2017 at 17:45

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Less camber and stretched tires but... yes. Would drive.

inb4 “LOL WINGS DON’T DO ANYTHING ON FWD CARS”

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Replies (27)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/18/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 1

Yeah I don’t care. I love it too.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/18/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/18/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 2

Why would you do that? I don’t get it. Why go full race, then stretch the tires and camber the suspension?

yutes these days.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 4

they didnt. all teh downforce pushed the wheels out

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
01/18/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

Points for originality

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
01/18/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

Oh god, is the popped rear hood shit coming back? I spent months arguing about how stupid it is to open up the engine bay to a large positive pressure region the last time this was a thing :/

Kinja'd!!! "Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
01/18/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0

Surprisingly makes an ugly car a lot less ugly, but I can never ever ever find those old Saturns with... those headlights anything less than ugly.

A pig with lipstick is still a pig.
Except in this case it’s like a stupidly cross-eyed and obnoxiously wide-eyed car with race bits is still a stupidly cross-eyed and obnoxiously wide-eyed car.

Sorry, I have strong feelings against these Saturns and I may have never vented about them before. Do that (well, minus the stretched tires and broken camber) with virtually any other car and you’d have my approval though.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/18/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0

Many.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
01/18/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0

Lol, I’ve posted about this before and you commented on it.

TLDR about the car - “ ….. single cam auto saturn with no exhaust, literally a open manifold, cut springs, ebay flares, a sheetmetal wing and a broken hood.”

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And your comment:

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tonight-on-facebook-shit-talking-1678153420

Also a wing does nothing on THAT fwd car.

Kinja'd!!! "Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
01/18/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 1

‘full race’ would involve camber, just look how much camber is ran on touring cars

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Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
01/18/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 1

LOL. I totally forgot about these cars. Here’s another:

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/18/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

yessssss

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
01/18/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 1

it’s kinda great. this is the kind of ugly I find hilarious

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/18/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

When I had the LeSabre the rear of the hood was spaced up to make room for the strut tower brace... couple friends of mine had to space their hoods up to make room for the larger engines they put in their cars. I never thought that was a styling choice, simply a functional one. In this case though the car has a stock single-jingle Saturn mill so there’s no reason for the hood to be like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/18/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

There’s a slammed teal one around and I love it. So damn clean. These honestly look like 90s spaceships when lowered like this with wheel-well-filling wheels on them.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
01/18/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

yes I think I even know the teal you’re talking about!

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
01/18/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 1

In the honda scene, most did it for cooling :/

...Then their overheating issues got worse, and they’d end up spending a bunch of money on upgraded cooling components to sort out a simple aerodynamic problem.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/19/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0

old pic of the car. it looks much different now

Kinja'd!!! "runnersp, formerly known as t_s" (runnersp)
01/19/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0

It still looks like a bag of smashed arseholes.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
01/19/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 0

Right, but those race cars, which are also fwd, don’t have as much camber on the rear as the Saturn. They also have more camber on the front than the Saturn. So the Saturn has the ideal camber .....backwards.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/19/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

Oh?

Kinja'd!!! "Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
01/19/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

I’d say the volvo probably has more camber on the rear than the saturn, the stretch tyres are fooling you on how much camber there is

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/19/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

yea i follow the owner in Instagram. Its for sale now too

https://www.instagram.com/cruz96_iamus/

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/19/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

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what the hell

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Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/19/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

yup its pretty insane now

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/19/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

stock drivetrain still?

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/20/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

I think so