Counting Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched

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Published 01/18/2017 at 00:31

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Not A Great Plan.


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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/18/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

I literally lol’d

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/18/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 8

He might be able to get it changed to XXVII.

Also, I don’t understand why people care this much about pro sports.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/18/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

Agreed.

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Amateur sports are best sports.

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Regular motorsport is occasionally fun too.

Fuck things with balls though. (No offense to those who follow football, it just ain’t my thing ;)

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/18/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 2

I do. A lot of people get off on the right foot, do everything the right way, work hard, and reach a point in their lives where they can grow, get mortgages, drive something nice, live in a decent neighborhood, wife, kids, retirement, etc.,

But a lot of others? Fucked. You’re working multiple jobs and still can’t cover the bills. You are surrounded by opportunity you have no access to, because training and education take money you don’t have and aren’t going to get because you’re in debt. Your present is your future, so everything looks the same everyday and none of your choices will ever matter. You can’t afford to start a family, and potential mates are also working multiple jobs and don’t have time for that shit anyway. That book you wanted to write? That game you wanted to develop? That song you wanted to learn an instrument for? No time, no money, and week after week of necessary caffeine binges to keep you productive at your multiple jobs leaves you scatterbrained on the weekends, so good luck getting the focus together to even attempt those things, nevermind finishing them, forget about mastering them.

Your life of limited means and time is empty. What are you going to fill it with? What are you going to attach yourself to? Football is one outlet for someone in this situation, because if life has decided you’re going to be a loser and that’s all there is to it, at least supporting a team of champions who might beat everyone will let you for a moment find out what it feels like to win.

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
01/18/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 1

He has to hope for a win by super bowl LX just add the numbers to the tattoo

Kinja'd!!! "X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
01/18/2017 at 02:20, STARS: 0

Forget it, Jake

It’s a Cowboys’ fan

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
01/18/2017 at 05:27, STARS: 1

He has already changed it to LII.

He’ll get a few more years out of this, if anyone cares enough.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
01/18/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 2

I mean, he’s a Cowboy’s fan so he’s already made one poor life choice...

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
01/18/2017 at 07:53, STARS: 0

Fucking hell that’s brutal. And so true.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
01/18/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 1

So you don’t understand pro sports but you like professional motorsports?

Same shit, different day

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/18/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

No, I’m just saying motorsports are my interest and I understand that for other people it’s pro sports. To each their own is the gist of it, but I will admit I was a bit blunt about it.

Kinja'd!!! "Master Cylinder" (mastercylinder28)
01/18/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

I assume that the Cowboys have one at least one Superbowl, right? He could always have it changed to “Le Champions” and say it’s French.

(although I’m sure that’s probably not correct French)