Hungry, maybe Soylent for a.. OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT

Kinja'd!!! by "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
Published 01/17/2017 at 01:44

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Mold in the Soylent. Grossssssss. Not hungry anymore.

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I know that it’s happened to other people, and so far just one bottle out of the hundred+ that I’ve had but still... Yuck.


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/17/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 2

but why

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
01/17/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 1

Why Soylent? If you’re going to eat a 1 dimensional meal that isn’t very enjoyable (like a frozen bagel), might as well have something with real nutrition.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
01/17/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 0

Instant appetite crusher. Doesn’t matter where or on what, as soon as that mold or other stuff shows up I’m out.

Story! (I know..)

I bought a tube of Braunschweiger once and was enjoying a snack. As I got to the middle of the tube I started seeing little whiteish chunks in the surface. I opened the rest to find a mass of small maggots at the bottom. Then immediately blew lunch. I couldn’t eat for two full days.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/17/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 0

Is it not like edible wallpaper paste?

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/17/2017 at 03:14, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/17/2017 at 07:14, STARS: 1

IT’S PEOPLE!

Seriously, who’s idea was it to name a product Soylent?

Kinja'd!!! "fourvalleys" (fourvalleys)
01/17/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 1

Exactly because you’re talking about it. And now me too, great.

It makes people curious to know what it actually is. It’s a “bad name” but it’s actually a really, really good name.

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/17/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 1

Damn. That’s never happened to me. *knocks on wood*

Kinja'd!!! "Pixel" (Improbcat)
01/17/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 3

Mold is apparently a consistent problem for Soylent. Both inside and on the outside under the threads. I was interested in their product, but I refuse to buy from any company that consistently over multiple months/batches/versions can not manage to get their packaging process right and avoid contamination.

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
01/17/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 0

Yeah, the powder has been fine for me so I’ve gone back to that. It’s also better for traveling - you can’t take bottles around with you in suitcases.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
01/27/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

my issue is not the product or concept, it’s the company and their lack of shits given to their production quality and techniques

... that leads to lots of shits given elsewhere, but i digress