by "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
Published 01/16/2017 at 16:40
by "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
Published 01/16/2017 at 16:40
Tags: Everything is bigger in Texas
STARS: 5
I follow a Facebook group made up primarily of folks who own bro-dozers*, jeeps, and other off-road capable vehicles. They’re currently holding a profile photo contest and everyone is posting photos of their trucks covered in sand or mud. I’m tempted to post a photo of Jelly Bean with the caption, “She’s small, but fierce.”
*They’re actually a really awesome group of people. If anyone in the region (about 1,000 square miles) gets stranded in the muck on a muddy country road, or out on the beach, etc. and puts out a bat signal to these guys on Facebook, someone will respond and tow them out. For free.
**Not actually going to do it.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/16/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 3
get it super dirty and do it.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
01/16/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 4
:]
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 1
I actually just washed it last weekend because it was coated in salt spray. Not looking forward to mucking it up again so soon.
And, TBH, I actually do take it onto the beach all the time. And onto some tidal flats. I don’t go into the powder soft stuff, but it can handle wave-packed wet sand well enough.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/16/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1
I absolutely think you should.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0
ZOMG!!!! YASSSSS! This is awesome, Uly!!! Gracias!
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/16/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 1
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0
Yours?
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/16/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 4
no, google.
And of course we find nsfw pics while searching for dirty focus.
I should of known.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/16/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0
Ironically, I used to live in Corpus and hated the beach, well I hated about everything when I lived there. Plus I’d hate for the M3 to be filled with sand, or get coated in salt spray.
And is that an expired safety inspection sticker, or is it an old photo?
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
01/16/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 1
Not long ago I was using GIS for someone’s bday on here. Motorcycle related. It doesn’t take anytime before ending up NSFW when motorcycles are involved
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/16/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 0
For the love of god, don’t look up “dirty probe.”
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 0
It’s an old photo, from two summers ago. But how in the world did you make heads or tails out of my stickers?
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/16/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0
Some skid plates, maybe a lift, it would be so fun off road!!!! :D
(I have no idea what I’m talking about lol)
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/16/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 1
Photoshop some BF all terrains on there and you’re good to go!
"E90M3" (e90m3)
01/16/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 1
I can’t make out the dates, but they did away with stickers in March of 2015. So since you had two on there, I knew it was either an old photo or you were riding around like I was for a while with an expired sticker. Since I didn’t have to do my registration until September and I sold the car in July, I never got it renewed.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/16/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1
With anything actually, guess $kay doesn’t have to search too much for her car pics.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/16/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0
I don’t intend to. But have an urge to, now mental image, nope not gonna search that.
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
01/16/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 2
You have to post a pic of it saying small but fierce, but make sure you show the articulation by driving the wheel closest to the camera over a small rock.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/16/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 2
*Eye twitch*
FOCUS... FIESTA... SEDAN??? /s
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 0
That’s genius.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/16/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1
Fiesta sedan.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/16/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1
Oops, that’s what I meant!
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
01/16/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1
You better get on it before it becomes a trend! :P