Why?

Kinja'd!!! by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 01/16/2017 at 10:54

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You have a Viper. You have a really awesome car that turns heads. You don’t need to change anything. You ESPECIALLY don’t need to do THIS.

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I kind of hope it turns up for sale sometime for ~$5,000. I’d gladly buy it, rip off all the bondo bodywork, spray the bare areas with rust neutralizer, and use it for SCCA Rallycross. But it’ll probably be listed at something ridiculous like $30k, if it ever does hit the market.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/16/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 4

I thought it was a fucked up NB Miata at first

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/16/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 4

That looks too small to be a Viper, looks like a Miata with a terrible body kit.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/16/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 11

that’s doug demurano’s viper!

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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/16/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 2

doug did do a little research on this one. apparently a total loss at some point. I’m going to assume that was when it was bought for crazy cheap and the insane mods began then

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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
01/16/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1

oooo an LS400 and a first-gen Mustang!!!

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
01/16/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 2

I actually cringed at that. It’s so terrible...why?

Kinja'd!!! "Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube" (boosted-2k)
01/16/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 0

“spray the bare areas with rust neutralizer”

You do know there isn’t a single piece of sheet metal on this car right?

On another note I think this ugly ass thing was on eBay or for sale not too long ago!

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
01/16/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

No, I did not. Or rather I did know, but I didn’t think about it.

Kinja'd!!! "IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
01/16/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

How do we keep people with terrible taste from ruining things?

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
01/21/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

Monkeepuzzle, DeMuro and I discussed this thing a few months ago. Doug ran a carfax.

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