If you had to buy an off road vehicle that never see off road, what would you buy?

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Published 01/16/2017 at 01:08

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It have to be a new power wagon. It’s too big for tight trails, and I hate to wheel $60k truck. It also has large V8, so I put loud exhaust on it like an obnoxious asshole would.


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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/16/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 0

Chevy Blazer. Then turn it into a racetruck.

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
01/16/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 2

Same answer as to Noodles’ question: Ariel Nomad.

Kinja'd!!! "Gerry197" (Gerry197)
01/16/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 1

The new Raptor of course. Most of the reviews talked about how surprisingly good it it on-road, and how even more crazy capable off-road.

Aluminum alloy bodied, 3.5L twin turbo six with a 10-speed automatic. Sounds like a sports sedan by the description, but still looks the part with that gorgeous Trophy Truck looks.

It’s so good at what it does, no other manufacturer even dares to go up against it with a production competitor. Except for some trade show one-offs or licensed 3rd party specials from Chevy and Dodge that is.

Kinja'd!!! "Thisnewformatisrubbish" (Thisnewformatisrubbish)
01/16/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0

Diesel xterra or patrol

Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
01/16/2017 at 01:25, STARS: 1

Lamborghini Urus

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 5

For not used off road, I’d go for a Ford Ranger Wildtrak with the 6 speed manual 3.2 litre diesel engine and M-Sport bodykit.

I don’t know if I’d want it in black or white though.

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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/16/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
01/16/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 0

I see them. :(

http://www.m-sport.co.uk/m-sport-news/introducing-the-m-sport-ranger

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
01/16/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 4

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I mean you never said no race cars.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/16/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 1

Range Rover Sport SVR

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Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
01/16/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 2

A Laforza!

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Kinja'd!!! "Phatboyphil" (justphil)
01/16/2017 at 02:44, STARS: 1

Gah! It’s ground hog day again!

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
01/16/2017 at 04:10, STARS: 0

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Why not the boost-happy truck that has an actual sport mode and a suspension set up to be comfortable?

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
01/16/2017 at 06:32, STARS: 0

How many of these would you like? One would do, right?

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
01/16/2017 at 07:16, STARS: 2

Geländewagen. Prices start at $122,000, so it is much too expensive to wheel around, especially if you spend more and get the G65.

You also look a complete clot who doesn’t understand the first thing about discretion (why didn’t you buy a Land Cruiser instead?). So that makes some people mad.

And you tick off environmentalists. That’s a plus.

Kinja'd!!! "Autophile412 - what's the world got in store?" (autophile412)
01/16/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0

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If I had the money I would already own one. Sadly I do not so I have a 2013 Eco Boost F150 Supercrew with a 6.5' bed off road package and towing.

My problem is that I would take my Raptor off road and I don’t know if I could keep my foot off of the right pedal when I should be on the left.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
01/16/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0

I don’t understand the question...

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
01/16/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0

Jeep Wrangler. Perfect island cruiser. Top off, doors down, windshield down with your kayak/paddleboard on a roof rack. You can’t go wrong with that.

Kinja'd!!! "BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons)
01/16/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0

A Centurion Mk 13.

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/16/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure G wagon is the most onroad off-road vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/01/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 0

Range Rover LWB SVAutobiography. Maybe a G65 or Bentayga if the mood struck me.