by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 01/15/2017 at 13:43
by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 01/15/2017 at 13:43
Tags: Volvo
; Bluegrass
; THE DEVIL
; Johnny
STARS: 7
To give you the rhythm. Re-written lyrics below.
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The devil went down to Oppo
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
‘Cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal.
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When he came across this young man
Wrenchin’ on his Volvo ‘cause it was running hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said “boy let me tell you what
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I guess you didn’t know it
But I’m a autocrosser too
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
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Now you hoon that boosted Volvo boy
But give the devil his due
I’ll bet a Miata of gold
Against your soul
‘Cause I think I’m better than you”
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The boy said “my name’s Johnny
And it might be sin
But I’ll take your bet
And your gonna regret
‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been.”
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Johnny, start your Volvo up and push your tires hard
‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Oppo, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this turbo Miata made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
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The devil opened up his shed
And he said, “I’ll start this heat”
And fire flew from his exhaust
As he turned over his Lambo
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Then he put he’s trans in drive
and it made an evil hiss
And team of demons laid the sea of cones
And it sounded something like this.
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When the devil finished
Johnny said, “well you’re pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it’s done.”
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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun
He done clipped the apex one after one
Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled
Johnny does it understeer? No child, no
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The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he’d been beat
And laid the keys to the gold Miata
On the ground at Johnny’s feet
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Johnny said, “Devil, just come back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I’m the best there’s ever been.”
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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun
He done clipped the apex one after one
Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled
Johnny does it understeer? No child, no
Now someone needs to actually play this lol.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/15/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 6
This is quality OPPO.