My former boss just offered me $2500 for the longbed

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/14/2017 at 20:46

Tags: Longbed
STARS: 7


Kinja'd!!!

And for the billionth time, I told him NO. Not only will I never sell this thing, but have you seen what $2500 will get you these days for pickups? Answer: not even one-half of the gem this thing has been for me.

Tomorrow entails several runs to the dump. In exhange for free labor from my friend (my old couch weighs a few hundred pounds), we are hauling his old couch away as well. The slow march to regain control of my garage continues. Spring cleaning is early this year.


Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/14/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

il give you a penny

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 1

How’d you like a knuckle sandwich

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/14/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

I’ll give you a human soul for it

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/14/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0

I went to the dump today.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0

rare

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 7

Is that what you call your posts on here?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/14/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

How’d you like a knuckle sandwich

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
01/14/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

Curious, what would be your, “ I can’t turn that down” price

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

The only thing I’d like is an outlet that actually encouraged intelligent, meaningful dialogue about important issues.

[celica]

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/14/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

Do you poo sitting or standing?

Asking for a friend.

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
01/14/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 3

Not only will I never sell this thing, but have you seen what $2500 will get you these days for pickups?

$900 for this two years ago. No-rust southern truck.

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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/14/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

howd you like scoobs mom

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 1

IMO there is none in reality because you’d have to be crazy to pay top dollar for this thing... Even I picked it up for a bargain, compared to what you see for these on CL now, in even worse condition.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

Nice. You’ll definitely never find a deal that good again.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

I’m sure she’s a nice lady.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/14/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

plz delete comment

*triggered*

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
01/14/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

Good call!

I’ve been shopping cheap trucks to replace Crusty and screw that junk. I’ve honestly started considering just doing the bodywork and a fresh engine/trans. Over the last 2 years and 40,000 miles it’s been as loyal as a Labrador.

Crap! I’ve become emotionally attached.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/14/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

We can’t go more than a few hours without mentioning Scoob. I call it the Scoob-Hondabro Effect.

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
01/14/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 2

You just have to be open minded, nobody wanted this truck because it’s a stripped down contractor’s truck. Base engine (351W), auto trans, 2WD, plain white paint. Got some small dents and dings and it needed a new windshield when I got it, but damn if it hasn’t been crazy reliable.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/14/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1

The truck is the garage saying “Soon the crab doctor will love me again”. My dad was offered 5k for his 87 V-10(no its a v8 just the designation) silverado back in 05. He said “No it’s going to my son and good luck asking him to sell it when he has it.” The guy wanted to buy the truck for export to Venezuela and my dad was genuinely terrified of it going to latin america for the rest of its life.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/14/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1

I thought you were legally dead.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/14/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

Does it have any rust? Just curious, I know you’re from Washington (does it snow often and do they salt the roads?) but that’s a world away from the California Bay Area. In fact, I saw a mint third-gen Mazda B2000 today because we don’t even get rain here. I have such a skewed perspective; I suspect there are very few places in the world where a E80 Corolla would eat its head gaskets before having a single speck of rust. (Actually, I’m pretty sure my friend’s parents just traded in a pristine E80 for their new Forester—of course, no one here would buy a E80 of their own accord.)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/14/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

I’m sure she is as well.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 1

Plenty of surface rust, but solid underneath and on the bed. Only two spots of bubbling through the paint. Not perfect but not bad for being 37 years old.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/14/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0

nah fam

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/14/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 0

Thats lit yo.

I cringed typing that.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
01/14/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 1

Coincidentally, I paid $2,500 for this:

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And it has come in handy more times than I can count and I’ve only owned it just shy of two years.

I understand completely! And that truck you have is an absolute rarity these days. I never see those little guys anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/14/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 4

Owning pickup is the best! Some people complain that people just ask to borrow it all the time. My reply is that a hearty “no” will swiftly deter all the moochers in your life.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/14/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

Nah you can still find them. Pic if the link get’s Kinja’d. Only for 1k

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5942637230.html

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/15/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Inflation of old car prices is so real up here. WA has the craziest used car market I’ve ever seen...

If you really want a good used car for a great price, it’s all about SoCal. The hard part down there is finding anything with less than 200k miles, though, due to the insane long commutes.

On the other hand, I don’t know that I’d pay a premium for a WA car. They idle in traffic so much that the engines are often in frightening shape in spite of lower mileage.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/15/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

Aside from the body damage, people down there keep cars running forever, so it might live longer there than it would in the US...

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/15/2017 at 03:39, STARS: 0

tell him you’ll take $2500, as a deposit.

;)

Kinja'd!!! "petebmwm" (petebmwm)
01/15/2017 at 07:43, STARS: 0

Brother, he’s just going to have someone steal it for him.. you’ll wake up one morning to find it missing. Once you gather yourself you’ll go on the radio and proclaim a big reward for its return, knowing full well that whoever returns it, is the one who stole it, so they don’t deserve a reward.. when all hope is lost you will visit a fortune teller that tells you your truck is in the basement of the Alamo. This is what triggers a series of zany events where you meet new and interesting people.. you get to the Alamo, only to find detailed out there’s no basement, and to have people laughing at you for thinking there was... eventually, while watching TV, you see your bike, I mean truck, on the set if a Hollywood production. You know what you have to do.. you sneak on the lot in Milton Bearles entourage, make your way onto the set dressed as a nun.. then the big scene comes, the one where your truck is being donated to orphans.. you hop in and drive off the set in your truck.. you’re promptly apprehended.. but once you explain to the big movie executives what happened, and tell your story, they decide to let you keep your truck and make a movie about your big adventure!!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/15/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0

[Nods while reading]

... NO