Wife: you're taking up the entire hallway

Kinja'd!!! by "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
Published 01/13/2017 at 21:38

Tags: Hot Wheels ; Dadlopnik
STARS: 20


Me: I know, isn’t it awesome?

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Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/13/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

These modern day hot wheels tracks have gotten unbelievably complex

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/13/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

What happened to the corner of the wall and the baseboards?

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 2

We rent, so who the hell knows.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 1

Yeah, it’s a little nuts. This particular track has like 10 possible configurations.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/13/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

I was expecting you to say dog, or kids.

If you would of said dog, I would of said good, I have no dog.

If you would of said kids, I was gonna say Fuck.....

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Honestly, my first guess would be dog. Previous tenant apparently had 3, and they did this to the windows.

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/13/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 6

Looks like a doggo ate your baseboard

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0

Haha. Refer to my conversation with Wacko on this post.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

Why back in my day, we had an orange piece and the white bit in between!

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
01/13/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1

I’m sort of jealous. I wonder what happened to all my old hot wheels track... probably got sold at a yard sale by now.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/13/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 2

There’s plenty of walking room left. I see no issue here.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
01/13/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0

Let us know when you add a stairway into the mix. That’s when it get interesting. I’m about ready to try a two stair track. It’s just going to be me and the boys Sunday. Last time I setup a stair track, the oldest pushed the youngest (now middle child) down the steps.... whoops. Thank the lord for good carpet padding. So we took a break from the tracks going down the stairs for a while. But we’re overdue, and this time we’ve got a crap ton more track sections and banked turns. Should be fun.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/13/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

This has the makings of a very good day.