Proof I didn't lie on the Oppo Census

Kinja'd!!! by "Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
Published 01/13/2017 at 14:58

Tags: OPPO Census ; OPPO ; Two Wheels Good ; 4x4 ; Crown Vic
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In light of the results of the Oppo Census, here is my current inventory of vehicles.

A little background on me:

I live in Minneapolis. Commute 50 miles per day round trip for work and all of my family is 300 miles away in South Dakota. Due to this I drive 4 wheels around 20,000 miles a year. The motorcycle has averaged 7,500 miles per season over two seasons of riding.

1997 GMC Yukon SLT

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It’s nothing special. I’ve convinced myself that as long as I have a motorcycle I want something that can tow a trailer easily in case I need to pull the bike somewhere (like a 6x12 enclosed trailer). Truthfully, I just like the idea of having something full size, body on frame, with 4x4 capabilities. It has 285/75/16's all around, which are 2 sizes up from stock. It is my current commuter (winter and not wanting to rack up miles on my other car) and has 150,000 miles.

2004 Crown Victoria

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Had this for almost three years now. Bought it cheap from a dealer in South Dakota. It had 92,000 miles on it and in the time I’ve had it I’ve run it out to 130,000. Great car. Rides and drives nicely and has given me very little mechanical issues. Bought the Mustang wheels off Craigslist and otherwise have kept it just how I bought it. It’s an LX with the digital dash, leather, power seats, etc. My goal is to replace the Yukon with a pickup in a few years and use this as my commuter/long hauler.

2003 Honda VTX1800c

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I’ve ridden motorcycles since I was 16. This is the 3rd one I’ve owned and by far the best. Picked this up in Milwaukee in March of 2014 using money I received when I was let go from my first corporate job. It already had custom bars, forward controls/footpegs, rear fender, air cleaner, and turn signals on it. Since purchase I have added a new windshield (the one it came with was too short for 6'4" me), tires F&R, a backrest/luggage rack, and seat.

I’ve probably spent the most time and money working on the bike over the past two years. It has needed clutch springs, a radiator, tires, a fuel controller, turn signals, and some other odds and ends that have added up along the way. It’s a way to escape from work and the daily grind; and also my first choice for exploring MN and the surrounding areas. I try to take it camping a couple of times a year. It’s also the focus of most of the pictures I take.

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That’s my fleet as of right now. As much as I would like to change vehicles all the time this lineup will probably remain the same for the next few years.

So,

2 Column mounted shifters

2 V8's

1 V-Twin

1 4x4

2 RWD (counting the bike)

1 >1000cc’s

1 >4.0L

1>5.0L

Add them all up and they’re maybe worth $10,000, which is.....depressing.


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
01/13/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

I loved my ‘96 Yukon. I wish it wouldn’t have been a lemon. To this day, it’s the only vehicle I’ve ever owned longer than 3 years.

Kinja'd!!! "Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
01/13/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

I think they’re all lemons. Mine rides horribly and has random electrical issues. However, there’s something about them that is fantastic.

Kinja'd!!! "area man" (hurrburgring)
01/13/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

Are you married? I want to buy a Crown Vic but my wife keeps shooting me down, she just doesn’t understand how perfect it is!

Kinja'd!!! "Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
01/13/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

Not married, and bought it when I was with my ex. My current girlfriend thinks its a fine car. There’s no better bang for your buck.

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
01/13/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

I bought it in ‘98 and was suckered into the extended warranty. The only components I ended up not replacing were the heads and block (although it did need head gaskets). All ancillary engine components, F/R diffs, transfer case, transmission, heater core, radiator, etc, etc... Once that warranty expired, I dumped it off on a Toyota dealer for a new ‘02 Tundra.

It was when I bought that Tundra that I noticed I had a parting gift. The rental car I received while the truck was getting the transmission a couple of years earlier was never paid for by the warranty company. Thus, there was a lone little $120 collections account for the rental car. Thankfully, it was easily taken care of.

Kinja'd!!! "area man" (hurrburgring)
01/13/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

That’s what I keep saying, but she is not convinced. We have to share it unfortunately so I can’t totally discount her opinion.

Kinja'd!!! "Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
01/13/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

Ahhh, there’s the rub. Most women don’t like the idea of driving a huge car on a dated platform. They’re not the easiest to park or maneuver and lack interior space compared to a new car. That makes it a much tougher sale.