Office Pranks

Kinja'd!!! by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 01/11/2017 at 14:20

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There are around 45 people at our hub location and one of them has been placing Nascar themed beanie babies in my office. It started last Tuesday, and there has been an additional bear each day except for yesterday. Then today one dive bombed me from the top of my door when I went to close it for a call. So for all I know that could have been yesterday’s bear...

Kinja'd!!!

I am one of two car enthusiasts in the office, and the only racing enthusiast except I don’t like Nascar. So I have questions. Why? Where do you even get all of these bears? Did you already have them? Did you buy them?

I’m an easy target for this because I have to be in most of the meetings for each of our practices, and I go out for lunch most days. However, the prankster has to dupe me and my buddy across the hall, as everyone knows that he would dime them out to me. Somehow he/she has managed to sneak by.

I’ve been thinking about configuring my webcam to catch the delivery person, but I’m curious to see how many bears this person has access to. I’ve added the props (booze, joint, eye patch, paper hat) for kicks.

At first I just wanted to know who is doing it? Now I want to know without them knowing that I know so that I can one up this “prank”.

As I’m sure most of you know, a prank war is not over until there are tears.

Accepting any ideas for retaliation.


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/11/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 12

Figure out who it is and then put a real bear in their office.

Kinja'd!!! "Phatboyphil" (justphil)
01/11/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 1

I would be suspicious of your buddy across the hall.

Trust no one >_>

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
01/11/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 1

Tie them all together and post a suicide pack note underneath it.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
01/11/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1

Normally I would agree, but hes got 3 month old twins, and only one of those twins occasionally sleeps though the night. Hes way to busy/sleepy. I think I have it narrowed down to a few people that have slightly older children, or it could also be one of two younger women who are analysts. Everyone else is either too busy, or would be much more mean spirited about a prank.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/11/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Just put a bunch of fake blood all over the head of #3. That should put an end to it.

Kinja'd!!! "TysMagic" (twjeffery)
01/11/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 1

this wins

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
01/11/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1

This is good, I feel like I might have a tough time getting my hands on a real bear.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/11/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 2

I never said would be easy.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
01/11/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

Does the #88 bear have a joint taped to his (or her) paw?

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
01/11/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 1

ya

Kinja'd!!! "Chasaboo" (chasaboo)
01/11/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Some a-hole in our office keeps moving around one of those bloody elf on a shelf things. I’m really tempted to set fire to it, and then place its burned corpse for all to see.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
01/11/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

go BIG...........