by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 01/11/2017 at 13:46
by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 01/11/2017 at 13:46
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STARS: 13
I am unable to get to my boat because my Porsche is too low to the ground.
What do I win?
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/11/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 5
go faster and you will hydroplane all the way there.
"Nisman" (nisman)
01/11/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 1
Haha this is hilarious. I hope you get to your boat somehow.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
01/11/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 8
Well why don’t you have a spare boat in your garage to take to your other boat for cases like this?
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/11/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 9
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"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
01/11/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 2
OMFG, dyin’
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
01/11/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 2
You have a rear engined vehicle so your air intake should be high enough for you to wade through.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/11/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 1
Interestingly, the reverse is also possible. It would be very difficult to sail your boat to your landlocked Porsche.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/11/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 2
I don’t know why but I remember that part of that movie and probably haven’t seen it in 20 years. Maybe longer. Gotta love youtube...
Also on first-world problems: we were renovating our kitchen this past summer/fall, (part 1 - renovating a kitchen that worked fine) and instead of living at home throughout, we moved into a family lake house (part 2). Part way through this time - about 5 weeks - we had to move out because family wanted the house. So what did we do? We moved into another lake house (part 3) owned by a different part of the family. By the way this was all in the same town as our house. And at the time, it was a hassle because we have two young kids and we both work full time. But it’s hardly something I can complain about to... anyone, really. Lest they think we’re 1%-ers. We’re not.
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
01/11/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 3
You are driving a beetle, of course its possible!
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
01/11/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 5
Can’t get to the winery either.
Goddamn. The struggle is real you guys.
"Chasaboo" (chasaboo)
01/11/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1
Well, since Porsches are built by Volkswagen, and we all know Beetles float, I say just go for it. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
01/11/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 4
set up a go-fund-me account for donations
"PS9" (PS9)
01/25/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 0
Where are you that all this flooding is happening?
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
01/25/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0
Alameda, CA. Also, Pescadero, CA as I couldn’t get to the Asparagus Soup place on Monday either.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/25/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 1
You could easily tow a jet ski with your Porsche
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"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
01/25/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 1
A free Cayenne so you can get to your boat in a Porsche!
"Snooder87" (snooder87)
01/25/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 1
Don’t mention the lake house. Just say “moved in with mah folks”.
Whether that means a garage apartment, a guesthouse, or a lake house is all up to the listener.