Passed a slow driver last night in a NO PASSING ZONE

Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 01/11/2017 at 11:17

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Should I post the dashcam footage and risk being lambasted by YouTube commentators? I feel guilty in retrospect, but be damned if I am going to to 25 in a 45 for the next mile while waiting for the next passing zone to open up.

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Replies (46)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/11/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 5

I wouldn’t. You know how the internet is.

I feel you though.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/11/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 3

i have done that as well. and many other “illegal” things on the road. oh well no one died

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/11/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 3

Why feel guilty? If you’re doing 20 under the limit you deserved to be passed. I’ve passed people in similar situations, especially on back roads. Like hell you’re about to spoil my enjoyment of this road.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

I mean, it not like I’m gonna post it on the FP or anything.....

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
01/11/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 4

Fun fact: in Ohio, if the vehicle ahead is going less than half the speed limit, there’s no such thing as a no passing zone.

(This was part of a bicycling bill that was passed in 2006, but it also got support because of tractors in rural areas.)

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/11/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

I’d have done the same. I remember traveling to the Azores and finding that nearly every road allowed passing anywhere that was reasonable. Like, nearly anywhere outside of a village, you just had to decide if you had room. Almost like they trusted their citizens to make reasonable decisions behind the wheel and suffer the consequences if not.

Around me there are at least 2 passing zones I can think of that have since been re-painted with double yellows. The little symbols on the road side still show it as a passing zone (teeny little white signs that indicate the pattern change in the lines). WTF? I still use those every once in a great while. BOTH are in areas where you’ll be stuck for the next 10 miles, no joke, if you can’t get by.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/11/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 4

I died.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/11/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 0

If you upload to the JooToobs, don’t post it publicly and just link from your post here.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/11/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/11/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

You could post it but disable the youtube comments.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
01/11/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

I was pulled over in the westy once;

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Officer said, “You know, there is such a thing as going too slow..”

I was taking it home from the shop and had just had the transmission seals replaced, so I was taking it a bit too easy on the highway and ended up with some traffic behind me.. I looked back in the mirror and saw a patrol car coming up the line - then he pulled in right behind me and lit up.. oops.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
01/11/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 4

my take on it is this: if i’m behind you for more than 3 minutes, and you aren’t moving over and going below the limit, I will pass when it is safe to do so.

quick acceleration on bikes also helps make these moves quick and less risky.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
01/11/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 4

People who drive way below the speed limit with no one in front of them are posing a danger to everyone on the road.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 3

I probably should mention they were driving on the shoulder, crossed the center line, and had a headlight out as well. I just wanted to get away.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1

I think its a law here too, but they have to be going less than half the limit or turning or some other thing that they may have been doing but I was too busy downshifting to 2nd and flying past them at 50 to notice.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/11/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 2

I get lambasted by YouTube commenters and Opponaunts even when I’m in the right. I shudder to think what they will do to you when you are legally technically in the wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/11/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 1

they sound drunk

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/11/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 7

No one *important* died.

Kinja'd!!! "Mattbob" (mattbob)
01/11/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Did you at least give them some horn first?

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
01/11/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 2

Yeah idgaf I’m leaving that person in the dust.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/11/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1

I’ll lambaste you right now you friggin’ peckerwood! You drive like a maniac ac ac ac ac ac.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/11/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

That’s why I’m hesitant to include it in this week’s video.... but I think I will.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
01/11/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

Passing is safer at night. You can see the glow of headlights well before you see the oncoming car. I feel that, in the absolute worst case scenario, a good lawyer could get any charges dropped considering what you did was pretty much definitely the safer alternative to sitting behind this guy at around half the speed limit just waiting to be rear-ended.

Kinja'd!!! "BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
01/11/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

Why feel guilty? Your passing had absolutely no effect on their drive, didn’t slow them down, didn’t run them off the road, etc. Victimless crime.

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/11/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

To be fair, living in a tourist/retirement hell hole, I constantly pass on the right because the fast lane is always going slower than any other lane.

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
01/11/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0

If they were going that slow, you were totally in the right. At my old office, ours and a number of other office complexes shared the same service road. Invariably, we’d all leave at the same time, but many of the assholes in the other complexes wouldn’t hesitate to pull out right in front of you. I’m talking, you’re heading down a road at 50mph and they turn right in front of you, not even hesitating. It got to the point where IDGAF mentality took over and I didn’t even slow down and just passed those sonsofbitches.

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
01/11/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 1

I wouldn’t post it, but I don’t have any problem with illegal overtaking as long as it is done safely, aka:

1). Can you see far enough ahead that there are no oncoming cars?

2). Is the person going egregiously slow?

3). Go for it!

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 2

If only instead of a Fusion they were in a Cadillac ac ac ac ac ac

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

I was afraid they were old and may have died of fright.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

True. I guess “feel guilty” isn’t the right term. More like “I tend to showcase OTHERS bad behaviors on the road, and try to set a good example myself.... this is the opposite.”

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

I make weekly dashcam videos. I was pondering including it in the video this week.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 2

Well that’s no fun. I like responding to trolls.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
01/11/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 0

So you are looking for flagellation as penance for your sin? I’d consider your admission here as good enough.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/11/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0

We’ll have at it then. Make sure you post pictures.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/11/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

Nothing wrong with that if you had a clear view.

Besides, the youtube comments section is for the amusement of the more intellectually gifted rather than meaningful discussion. So who cares.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

I’ll make it my thumbnail :D

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1

I did.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/11/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

+1 for thinking it over and making the conscious decision not to follow a rule

Screw the blind obedience of following an official pronouncenent that helps *no one,* leads to needless distress and/or pain and suffering, and impedes human progress...

...when the *only* possible argument for following it is that it’s “official”

Also screw allowing others’ arbitrary capricious personal choices, like driving 1/2 the posted limit, to f*ck with one’s own life.

Um...I’ll show myself out now

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/11/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 1

Love you too boo.

Kinja'd!!! "BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
01/11/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

Ah, hypocritical. We could shame you if it’ll help.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 1

I’M A LOOSE CANNON

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1

That’s what I came here for :)

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
01/11/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 1

1). Can you see far enough ahead that there are no oncoming cars?

If the pass was SAFE, then I see that as key. Whether the guy painting the yellow stripes made the right judgement in the past is less important than if the people actually driving their cars make the right judgment at the time.

Even when I’ve driven a pretty quick car, there have been legal passing zones in which I’ve elected not to pass, because I made the judgement the visibility and/or conditions made the pass unsafe. The painted lines are a guide, but aren’t the same thing as physics.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
01/11/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

I pass on the right all the time. If it’s safe and the left lane is blocked.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/11/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

I passed on the left. Over a double-yellow.

But I do pass on the right a lot because people in the left lane are idiots and camp like morons.