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Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 01/11/2017 at 00:37

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Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
01/11/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 3

Cleanse your palette with some Richard Meier:

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/11/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0

S Q U A R E S

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
01/11/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 3

Grid rules all, conform or die.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/11/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1

This is good houseositelock

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/11/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1

Resistance is futile

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/11/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 0

*vomit*

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
01/11/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 0

Sidenote: this house is superleggera, because those panels are aluminum.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/11/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 0

Here have a truss problem:

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BY METHOD OF SECTIONS

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/11/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 0

So edgy

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Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/11/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 2

This is why civil and mechanical engineers don’t understand you people.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/11/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 0

NO

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/11/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 2

How they effortlessly flow together into a unified, seamless synthesis

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
01/11/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/11/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 1

YES EXACTLY

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
01/11/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0

I really don’t understand who looks at these things and says “that’s the house I want!”. Also what’s with gray house being too cheap to splurge for the second floor (I do think it looks marginally better without it)?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
01/11/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 0

Yikes, not great. And that’s coming from a guy who actually likes all the tall narrow modern homes going up around here.

Although I wouldn’t kick the garage and driveway out of my... Er... Nevermind

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/11/2017 at 01:27, STARS: 1

Admittedly they’re really nice inside. Good materials. Also every lot is on 1 acre, which is unheard of here for new construction.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/11/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 1

These are some of the ugliest modern homes I’ve seen. It’s just so disjointed. Multiple disjointed exterior sidings, the random side/shape windows, the total lack of any consistency in general (flat and pitched roof styles mixed with little sense).

There are plenty of really cool modern NW style houses going up all over the place, so I know they could do a lot better. BI has a bunch of them, like the new Harrison medical building, the Town & Country, etc. The east side has a bunch near the Microsoft campus and overlooking the lakes. I have even seen some decent ones in rough South Seattle neighborhoods where they tore down some postwar shacks...

These just look like a McMansion with modern mixed in. They don’t have the unified overall design that real modern houses have...

My favorite modern house around here is on West Lake Sammamish Parkway near 34th...

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/11/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 0

Hahahaha :D

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
01/11/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 0

Illuminati Confirmed

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/11/2017 at 02:13, STARS: 1

I like this a lot...

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/11/2017 at 04:26, STARS: 0

they do look good.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/11/2017 at 06:42, STARS: 0

Yikes.

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We’re a tad more.... traditional you might say. Minus the solar hot water lurking up above the ridge I suppose

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
01/11/2017 at 06:50, STARS: 0

I see a 3, (..maybe 4) Car Garage...Grasshopper.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/11/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0

Woof.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
01/11/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0

It’s like the architect just made angles for the sake of angles. Although I do like the materials used/color selection, particularly on the grey house.

Kinja'd!!! "Kat Callahan" (kyosuke)
01/11/2017 at 07:53, STARS: 0

No.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
01/11/2017 at 08:08, STARS: 0

II want my house to look like this.

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/11/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

it took me a minute to realize that one wasn’t just a black/white photo of the other

this is wrong

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if your gunna do a crazy design, at least follow thru all the way

the sawtooth roof can be done, just not like that

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/11/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1

thats awesome

Kinja'd!!! "BKosher84" (bkosher84)
01/11/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 1

Yo dawg I heard you like one way sloped roofs.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
01/11/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

SO SLANTY!

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/11/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0

“a house is more than just fake wood paneling, shag carpet and formica”

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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
01/11/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0

Mostly, I look at that and see heat loss / cooling loss. Look at all those joints!!

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/11/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 1

Anymore that’s unheard of anywhere near any city isn’t it? I live in the Midwest and that’s rare.

Kinja'd!!! "PWRandSPD" (Pwrandspd)
01/11/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

Sooooo many roof lines.........

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
01/11/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/11/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0

McModern. It’s more like a 70s revival, angles angles everywhere. Just needs black framed single paned windows, and angled cedar siding.