Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 01/10/2017 at 17:20

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Would an automobile company in the Cars universe be like a human trafficking ring?


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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/10/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/10/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 2

But then who/what would buy them? Maybe just create just for the point of creating ones to send back in time to destroy humanity.

Wait. I think I’m getting more than one movie confused here.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
01/10/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

No. I’d be like if humans were just another item sold at Wal-Mart IRL.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/10/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 2

I think the cars just...

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Do the SEX!

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
01/10/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 2

It depends. If it’s auto sales, then it would be like human trafficking.

But if it’s leasing/rentals, then it’s more like a prostitution ring.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/10/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

Company, maybe. A marque would just be like a family name though. Like there are plenty of people named Smith who aren’t related, just like the Falcon is far removed from the Ka. So if you get married do you rebadge yourself? Is that how the 9-2x happened? Or maybe that was just mommy Subaru Loyale and daddy Saab 900 getting it on. I don’t know, not all the parallels line up.

Kinja'd!!! "and 100 more" (nth256)
01/10/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW DEEP MY NERD GOES:

In the original Cars movie, Mack exclaims “Praise the manufacturer you’re alive!” when McQueen is found. On the walls of the Carburetor County courthouse you see images of cars descending from large factories. So I’m assuming that auto companies are analogous to gods in their world.