top 5 cars named after cities in ohio

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Published 01/09/2017 at 22:13

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5. seat toledo

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4. the chevrolet c(leveland)ruze

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3. the toyota (cincina)t(tti)arago

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2. the toyota c(olumbus)amry

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1. toyota tacoma, i know tacoma is TECHNICALLY in washington but who knows maybe there’s a tacoma ohio i don’t know do you expect me to actually give a shit about ohio


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Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
01/09/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1

I live near the real Tarago. And you’re all pronouncing it wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/09/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1

send this to the FP

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
01/09/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 4

Cough cough

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance,_Ohio

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
01/09/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 2

As a resident of Ohio, I approve of this list.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/09/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2

The VW Beetle has to count for something. It’s hi in the middle and round on both ends.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/09/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0

You spelled Cincinnati wrong

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
01/09/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 3

i’m not talking about cincinatti, i’m talking about cincinattti

two completely different cities

Kinja'd!!! "citrus" (roamin)
01/09/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/09/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 4

Top 6 Poos Ranked

1. Mr. Hankey

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2. Pig Pen (face it he probably smells like poo and doesn’t care)

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3. Refried Beans (it’s delicious but looks like poo)

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4. Dave Chapelle melting a snickers bar to look like poo (mentioned it on the show)

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5. Fake poo

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6. Scoob (face it pooscoob, you’re not #1 because you’re on a cone)

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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/09/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

Top 1 cars named after races in Ohio:

1. Honda Prelude to the Dream

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(Kinja ate the pic)

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/09/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 1

There’s a Paris and Berlin Tejas. So probably a Tacoma Ohio as well.

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
01/09/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 1

excellent literal shitpost

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/09/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0

I like how you skipped #2.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/09/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0

I was editing in kinja and lost #2. The format is still Scoob’d.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
01/09/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

I was hoping it was intentional. #2, poo, so obvious.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/09/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 1

Even the format is 100% shitpost quality

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
01/09/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 2

1. Yup

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma,_Ohio

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
01/09/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

What’s an ohio?

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
01/09/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1

Don’t forget the most American car name - The Honda O(range County)d(etroit)d(e Moins)e(mmet)s(ioux Falls)s(an Francisco)e(mmet)y(osemite).

Kinja'd!!! "Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
01/09/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 2

You forgot the Panther Lima (Lima, Ohio).

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Oh, and...

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for placing the Seat Toledo 5th. Best, Name, Ever.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/10/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 1

We have Cairo (karrow), Versailles (versallies), and Lima (lyma). Surely there must be some other famous cities whose names we can mispronounce.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/10/2017 at 01:19, STARS: 1

The armpit of the US.