How to drift in the snow like a boss

Kinja'd!!! by "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
Published 01/09/2017 at 15:55

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Step 1. Locate your automobile.

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Step 2. Get stuck in your own yard before you even set off.

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Step 3.(optional) Die of starvation.

Note to self: Keep car in garage until you use it so that way the snow won’t turn to ice behind it.


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1

Step 4WD: Get mad skids.

Kinja'd!!! "Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
01/09/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1

You need to throw some mud terrains on this bad boy post-haste.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
01/09/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Are there mileage limits since you have that registered as an antique vehicle? I wanted to get a classic MI plate since my e30 is eligible but I found out you can only drive 2500mi a year.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/09/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 0

Not yearly but I “can’t” drive more than 250 miles in a single trip

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/09/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0

that would complete the look to well.

Kinja'd!!! "Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
01/09/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

No, there’s still room for Z-flares and a triple-butterfly street scoop sitting atop a frost-glazed tunnel ram intake, the vacuum lines flapping in the January ice breeze.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
01/09/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 1

i just noticed the bitchin serpent. sweet