by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 01/09/2017 at 15:30
by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 01/09/2017 at 15:30
Tags: They might be shitposts
STARS: 9
Hello, I am here to tell you that this is a new crossover. Instead of highlighting the fact that it looks better than most other crossovers out there and that it’s an American version of a bestselling European crossover, I will in fact make vague jokes about how I’d rather not be here, and that I am disappointed that it is not a brown, 600hp, diesel, manual wagon, because that’s totally what sells in today’s market.
Here’s another picture, and another sly remark.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/09/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0
Chevy so missed the opportunity to bring back the Blazer. I has sads now.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/09/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/09/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
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That’s actually... quite handsome.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/09/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0
Isn’t the outback basically a crossover too.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0
What are we going to do unless they are?
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0
It is.
I’m not the one who’s not impressed by these new crossovers.
"Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
01/09/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0
What’s the Nissan, there?
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0
Rogue Sport. AKA Nissan Qashqai.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/09/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0
Looked like someone pissed in Patrick George’s cereal this morning.
Guessing It’s Nissan.
"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
01/09/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0
If I had to buy a vehicle in this class I’d get a useful one- Honda Element.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 3
lets be honest though...are YOU excited by the addition of a new small cheap crossover?
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 2
I’m thinking a lot of people pissed in his cereal.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/09/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0
Can I give you two stars?
"Sam" (samwellington)
01/09/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 1
Auto enthusiast and car hipster are synonyms.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0
Yes and no. I see why Nissan did it, and it’ll sell, and at least it isn’t a terrible insult to my retinas like the Rogue, Murano, etc. is.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0
Unstar and star again?
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/09/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0
Sure
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
Yes but “its not offensive” is a far stretch from excitement.
"runnersp, formerly known as t_s" (runnersp)
01/09/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0
Unfortunately I can star this but once.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0
I’m excited for the fact that it’s an actual attractive crossover. In fact, I’ve been surprised by many of the reveals so far, usually beige cars that are actually turning out somewhat hot. That’s what I’m excited for...
"The Vibe Guy, Apparently" (kitt222)
01/09/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 1
He ran out of milk, so everyone just took turns.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/09/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0
So the real question: this or the Juke?
"Bytemite" (bytemite)
01/09/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
01/09/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0
I’d probably go Juke, if it’s a Nismo, if non-Nismo, I don’t know.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
01/09/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0
I am.
Still waiting for a True SX4 replacement with AWD and a manual.
I still have my General Grabbers AT-2 s from mine. Just need another SX4 to put them on.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/09/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0
To be clear, I’m talking about the Traverse.
"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/09/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0
All CUV’s are trash.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
01/09/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0
Uhhhh.... wouldn’t either the 1.4T/6MT/AWD Renegade or a 5MT Crosstreak fit the SX4 replacement bill?