Broncho

Kinja'd!!! by "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
Published 01/09/2017 at 12:19

Tags: 5 minute photoshop ; bronco ; for reals
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Yeah, its a bad shop.


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

nope

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1

I know they say its not a rebadged everest (and It wont be) but I’m pretty confident its closer to reality than the other renders going around.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/09/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1

Which Bronco is more Bronco?

Ford

Denver

Western Michigan

Boise State

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1

Mendenhall? no...that can’t be right.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

Ford already did something like that with these mules:

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 2

Yeah, that right there will be called the Expedition.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

that’s (literally) a mule. Expedition won’t look like that.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

no I realize that, but what I mean is that there is already a place for the full size body on frame SUV in the ford lineup, and its the expedition. This isn’t a mule (as far as i know) for the bronco. Sure they could make a 2 door expedition, but given that we know the expedition is IRS and tuned to be a tahoe competitor I don’t know how it would fulfill the hardcore mandate. I guess they could completely re-engineer the rear to accept f150 drivelines, but having a 2 door niche vehicle seems to make less sense that bringing a midsized shared platform suv over and starting from there.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/09/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

I hope it doesn’t end up having 4 doors.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 4

There is a good chance it wont have 2 doors. They just don’t sell.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/09/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

Expedition already looks like that.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

Oh ok I get you now. no, those are mules for the 2018 Expedition. I was just mentioning it as something which had the F-150 front clip on an SUV.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
01/09/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

Can’t disagree, just wishful thinking. I feel like having only 2 doors is part of what makes it a Bronco. Just like a Viper has to have a V10.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0

The thing I posted is a cut-up Expedition with an F-150 front clip. This is what expedition actually looks like:

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

Yeah, I guess what I am trying to get it with this is that we are getting an everest as a bronco, and we need to get over the other renders that around floating around. Now I WILL say that they will completely rework the body and may even offer a 2 door for nostalgia sake...frankly I think looking bad is generally a bad move stylistically but its been working for Ford so...why not?

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
01/09/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0

Yeah, I guess what I am trying to get it with this is that we are getting an everest as a bronco,

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 1

I know you know things, but I wont even bother trying to probe...Imma stick with my 2 guesses

1. Super low volume niche vehicle that appeals to the retro crowd (could be f150/expedition based, or everest based)

2. a mass market vehicle aimed at the 4runner based on the everest.

I wouldn’t be shocked with either, Ford has a history (and the cashflow) of doing some wacky things.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/09/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

Will probably be more or less accurate. Sadly.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
01/09/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

It would look good with this front end. But its not going to have this front end, because the entire car’s already been designed as sold as the Everest or whatever in other countries :/

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/09/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 2

yeah, but that generation Ranger/Everest is at the end of its product cycle, they are saying that the US build ranger and bronco will be new generations of each of those products.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
01/09/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

Oh that is true!

But they marketed that as a new car in India recently and they’re selling it right now.

I mean, we always get the older shit cars sold as new here because people here make less per capita. But I didn’t expect it to be the case here...

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/09/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 3

And we all saw how that worked out.

Kinja'd!!! "Pyrochazm" (pyrochazm)
01/09/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

That’s probably pretty close. Add a dash of F250 grille and I bet that’s it.

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
01/10/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

I’ve decided that the new Bronco will have a Super Duty front end, with a unique, all-black grille, be a single-cab with a removable roof, and available with only V8s, either the 5.0 Coyote or the 6.7L Scorpion diesel.

Because why the hell not? Outdo the Wrangler and 4Runner on brawn and machismo alone!