by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 01/09/2017 at 08:48
by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 01/09/2017 at 08:48
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that it may turn into a pretzel. If it wasn’t -9°F out I’d wash it off. Maybe I can encourage some moose to lick it clean.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
01/09/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 3
use that salt to pour into the wounds of your enemies
"McMike" (mcmike)
01/09/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 1
Maybe I can encourage some moose to lick it clean.
Then you’ll have an angry moose stuck to your car.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0
Better than a horny moose.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/09/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 2
There’s so much salt on Tucker you can’t tell that the license plate expired back in April of 2016. :O
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/09/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 1
I bet I know where all that salt came from.
http://jalopnik.com/1788420158
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
01/09/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 1
Waiting for the much warmer weather on Wednesday to clean my car. I have just tried to not look at it much lol. Bad part is though that I plan on driving 300 miles to Vermont the next day so it will be probably even dirtier by the end of that drive. But I gotta fight the salt!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 0
I had to clean my headlights because the salt was diffusing the light so much.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0
The front page?
"McMike" (mcmike)
01/09/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0
Hone-y?
"McMike" (mcmike)
01/09/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0
That’s a tail pipe expander.
It was my (poor) attempt at a Dragoning/Moose dick joke.
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
01/09/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 1
I have more trouble with the liquid inside my headlights. They are due for replacement, seals are bad. But its just been so damn cold out so I havent wanted to remove my bumper and deal with that yet.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0
Oh wow tail pipe expander. I didn’t even know that was a thing!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 2
Not sure if blinker fluid joke.
"Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
01/09/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0
It would hurt but wouldn’t it also help sterilize it, thus in turn actually helping your enemy?
"Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
01/09/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 0
I needed something to do this weekend and washing the car (with the new Meguiar’s stuff I got as gifts!) woulda been perfect if not for the below freezing (though warmer than you) weather :(
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/09/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0
It’s warmed up to a balmy 13°F I may head to the coin op place and give it the old spray down.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
01/09/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0
Pee in it
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/09/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 1
Mine has like ropes of salt all over it from street parking.
"Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
01/10/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 0
At this point, I think a pay car wash may be where it’s at if for no reason than to more easily clean the salt and grime from the undercarriage. Plus having to pay by the minute (if one of those), you’d be more motivated to finish quicker lol
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
01/10/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0
That’s what I did. Ended up scoring a few free minutes.
"Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
01/10/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0
Jealous. I should find a place nearby...