I've had a lot of bad ideas lately...

Kinja'd!!! by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 01/08/2017 at 00:21

Tags: Craigslist gonna be the death of my wallet
STARS: 4


But this one is by FAR the worst.

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Kinja'd!!!

Be patient folks. Y’all know kinja takes a couple minutes for the link to show up. This one will be worth waiting for Manuel to show up. Yup. Manuel.


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
01/08/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

Do it.

Actually a good idea (to me at least) is a Toyota Sequoia. Reliable, nice, around your budget.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/08/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 3

If that’s a Disco II it’ll be the worst car you’ll ever buy.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/08/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 1

You should do it. I mean, you really probably shouldn’t.......

But you should do it

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
01/08/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 3

One of 96 my ass. There’s at least a dozen in my city alone, manual discos that is. He’s asking too much and chances are it needs more than a “tune up” whatever he thinks that means. I’m guessing it needs heads or an engine. That guy sounds like a jackass who’s trying to scam someone by polishing his turd.

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
01/08/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Offer a box of fine wine and a squash racket. That’s about all it’s worth

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 2

I have no doubt. Don’t worry, I’m dumb, not THAT dumb. :)

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

By a wide margin. I’m definitely not buying it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 1

Not a chance in hell.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 1

Too sensible to interest me. That’s why I never contacted you about your car. Logical as it may be, I couldn’t get excited about the idea.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

I don’t know ... I could get drunk with that wine.

Kinja'd!!! "Forge Crown Victor!" (metallicaman0258)
01/08/2017 at 01:27, STARS: 1

I work as a Land Rover tech. I know how shite these things are. Even with perfect maintenance, they are dodgy at best.

10/10 would buy just to beat. The. Hell. Out. Of.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/08/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 1

Holy shit! As hurrible ideas go, this is a great one.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve" (stevelouzon)
01/08/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0

Check and see if the rear door jams are rusted out above the rear wheels. Also check the rear section of the frame.

Kinja'd!!! "bingham123" (bingham123)
01/08/2017 at 07:55, STARS: 1

for 2k i would be there, poke holes in the rust and drive away at about 1800 and be happy.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 1

Haha! I thought you might enjoy this one :)

I am NOT buying it.

Kinja'd!!! "sdwarf36" (sdwarf36)
01/08/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

Take $500 off for each light blazin’ on the dash. Which means he’ll end up having to give you $1000 to take it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

I grew up in a pretty wealthy area, so I remember how much trouble people had with these when they were new. $2000 is well past fuck-it money for me. I could see paying maybe $500 and then beating it to death.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

Now THAT is a price I could live with.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
01/08/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 1

My life could use that truck in the background in it though.

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
01/08/2017 at 10:00, STARS: 0

Buick Regal GS?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1

That would be pretty sweet. There’s a Scrambler for sale on the local CL that’s tempting, but too rusty for me.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 1

Possibly. I’d really like to get something with a manual this time though.

Kinja'd!!! "Forge Crown Victor!" (metallicaman0258)
01/08/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

fuck it money is about 1250 for me. but 2g for a 5 speed? around here (Appalachian salt belt) sounds like a solid mud buggy if the front end is sorted out

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/08/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 1

Makes sense. Although I get the impression not much of anything is sorted on this particular example.

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
01/10/2017 at 02:27, STARS: 1

The ultimate Dr Jeckyl & Hyde. Would you believe I actually know people driving these (the diesels though) for way over 100k miles without any issues? And yet I know people trying to hang them selves after owning these for not even a year but maintenance/repairs made them almost go bankrupt? Same diesel engine. It’s like Russian Roulette. Not your best idea yet ;-)

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/10/2017 at 07:11, STARS: 1

Yeah, I don’t get the impression from this particular example that I’d end up on the happy side of that gamble.

Kinja'd!!! "greasemonkey235097" (greasemonkey235097)
01/17/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 1

Ls swap!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
01/17/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 1

The real answer! :)