The cars I've owned, ranked.

Kinja'd!!! by "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
Published 01/06/2017 at 15:40

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2002 Dakota. Quite literally the perfect car for me.

Kinja'd!!!

1961 Corvair. Somehow, always makes me smile when I drive it. That’s a good thing!

Kinja'd!!!

1991 Grand Prix. See this car? Cops never did. Comfy and handled alright. Picture isn’t mine, but mine looked alot like it, sold it in 2001 with a quarter million miles. The oil always drained yellow.

Kinja'd!!!

2006 Ram. My current DD, does wet burnouts with great enthusiams. Also, screw Kinja

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1987 Volvo 240GL, had it running for about a week, sold it for $1500, split the profits with my cousin. We got $550 each.

Kinja'd!!!

2004 Grand Prix GTP. How is the fastest and most well appointed car I ever owned on the bottom? It just felt like the interior was designed by six people who never met each other. Didn’t feel nearly as balanced as my ‘91. Failed the “park it up and not look back” test. Should’ve kept it since it was excellent in the snow.

Kinja'd!!!

Honerable Mentions:

1978 GMC, was my dad’s that I learned how to haul and tow with. Full time 4WD. I loved that truck

1980 Plymouth Champ, amazingly well balanced. Would have made a good race for my Corvair. Never was in my name though.

1990 Cherokee, my mom’s car. What I took my driver’s test in.


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/06/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 2

GM fans: GRAN PRIX NEEDZ MOAR V8

*GM enters lab of doom with W-body, horrifying experiments occure*

GM: I present to you...THE GRAN PRIX GXP

GM fans:FWD V8???, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIIIIS!

GM: *evil laughter*

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/06/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

The oil always drained yellow.

Not sure if that was a joke or not, but that’s not a good thing. Dirty oil means everything is getting oiled. Clean oil means it is just sitting in your pan.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/06/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

True, but it surely would’ve seized if it wasn’t getting oiled. Very strange indeed.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/06/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Maybe it leaked so much oil it was constantly getting refilled?