Did You Know

Kinja'd!!! by "Amoore100" (amoore100)
Published 01/06/2017 at 02:25

Tags: Good Night ; Toyota ; New Zealand
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New Zealand may be the only place in the entire world where Toyota sells:

the Camry

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the Aurion

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and the Avensis, all right next to each other.

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You can also get:

a Land Cruiser Prado

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a Fortuner

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or even a 70 series Land Cruiser.

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As if I didn’t have enough good reasons to move there already. Dammit New Zealand, why do you have to be so perfect...

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Good night, Oppo.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/06/2017 at 02:31, STARS: 7

cons of living in NZ though: the kiwi accent.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/06/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 3

It couldn’t be that bad...could it? It’s better than having to listen to that baboon who calls himself our next president shout at us every day; if he must rule, let him do it from a nicely sound-insulated chamber and not come out for the next four years.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/06/2017 at 02:48, STARS: 2

the kiwi accent (south island especially) is awful.

Kinja'd!!! "p33t - wagons 4 lyfe" (p33t)
01/06/2017 at 03:16, STARS: 2

You get used to it, been here 9 years now, and I can’t hear it anymore.

Even found myself doing it bit recently!

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/06/2017 at 03:38, STARS: 0

interesting to know that.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/06/2017 at 07:08, STARS: 1

Anyho.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/06/2017 at 07:18, STARS: 0

suxty sux fush fungers and skum mulk.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
01/06/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 1

Of course, isn’t the Aurion just a higher-end Camry anyway?

Odd that it didn’t get updated to match the Camry, though.

Kinja'd!!! "StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
01/06/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

He will still be able to tweet from that chamber though........

Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
01/06/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 2

Gimme dat 70 and the Prado!

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
01/06/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 1

Counterpoint: Kiwi and Aussie accents are cool. Girls with “down under” accents sound hot.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/06/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 1

Oh, I like those. Highly amusing. Until you realize he’s serious.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/06/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

I want that Fortuner! Hilux wagon? Sign me up!

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/06/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

What it is is the JDM Camry.

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The “Camry” Camry is our American-built and designed car. Still, you’re right about the lack of a facelift. It should be looking like this by now:

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Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
01/07/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Been there myself before. Wonderful place with very friendly people.

Trust me though, you don’t want that Avensis. xP

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/07/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1

In all honesty, I can tell you the Avensis is likely 100x more interesting and better-handling than the bland mushy lump that is the Camry.

Plus it looks better. Especially the old French-designed wagon.

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compared to its American contemporary.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
01/07/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1

Though the Camry at least has some grunt with the V6 (the Avensis can’t even make 200bhp in the top trim). While it does its job and looked nice in earlier gens, I wouldn’t call it ‘100x’ more interesting.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/09/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 2

Hey, if it had some torquey diesels I’d still be all for it!

I guess what really gets me about the Avensis is that it isn’t a Japanese car at all. It’s a Franco-British car. Guess what else was Franco-British? The Concorde.

Also, BTCC is already 100x better than NASCAR.

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/09/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

That is true. Guys too, for that matter.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
01/09/2017 at 02:49, STARS: 1

Ok that’s true, Concorde and BTCC are super awesome.

100x more interesting than regular passenger jets and NASCAR, without a doubt.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/14/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1

I’ve been to Wellington. It was beautiful and filled with very lovely people. Though I enjoyed Sydney a bit more, but I did get to explore more of Sydney.