My daughter had a dream

Kinja'd!!! by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 01/05/2017 at 21:15

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shes four years old and this is what she said...... yep i’m being that guy.....

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......my wife lost all her teeth and then ate the other twin sister. yep, that came from a four year old. she is less then excited to be going to bed tonight

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
01/05/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 2

Just tell her that it’s OK because the boogyman in her closet will get her before her mom will.

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
01/05/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

well...okay...yeah.....

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/05/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

Why don’t you ask her to make a drawing of that dream?

Kinja'd!!! "Toby F., Manager" (itsmefromhr)
01/05/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 1

Huh, in my culture, I’ve been taught that dreams involving teeth are bad juju. Additionally, I sometimes like to google the meaning of the rare weird dreams I’ve had; taking the interpretations with a grain of salt of course. Maybe helping her interpret it may help?

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
01/05/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

I’ve always been told that teeth falling in dreams out is a sign of worrying about aging.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
01/05/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 0

It was snakes in bed over the Christmas break for our 3yr old.. she was pretty scared - no more how to train you dragon before bed.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/05/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1

i told her to think about riding a giant butterfly thru clouds made of cotton candy.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/05/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1

that was my initial reaction. I was expecting something about ghosts.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/05/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

Hey, I’ve heard the same thing. Dreams involving falling nails and teeth are bad juju.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
01/05/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
01/05/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0

I love Cotten candy. I’ll buy that over hot dogs at the ballpark. The 1 time of the year we go.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/05/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 1

Haha. I put on ‘the nut job’. It’s an animated movie about a squirrel stealing nuts. For the next couple days they jumped around like squirrels.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/05/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

What culture is that?

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/06/2017 at 01:28, STARS: 0

The things we come up with, man. Mine got a story about a red cat that was cruising around and met a blue goose, they went for burgers, and ran into a purple and green koala who was looking for a good milkshake, and they all went to the beach. I have no damn clue where it came from.

Kinja'd!!! "BKosher84" (bkosher84)
01/06/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

My 18 month old has woken up from a dead sleep before screaming for a couple of seconds than falling right back asleep. That’s the best way to scare the hell out of me and the wife in the middle of the night.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
01/06/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0

o crap, one of my kids did that like once a month. I don’t even think she was awake when she started. I’d wake her up and she wouldn’t tell me what was happening and would just lay back down.