What's wrong with Cutlass people? and what other rides are favoured by the sketchy crowd?

by "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
Published 01/05/2017 at 19:39

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"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
01/05/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 4

Nissan Maximas. I boot cars for work, probably 20% of my ‘clients’ are Maximas.

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
01/05/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

Though maximas are consistently the best cars on CL under $1000. Makes sense.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/05/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 5

Bro trucks

Nissan Maximas

Old Caravans and Town&Countries

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1

I’ve noticed that maximas can’t drive, and rapidly collect dents.

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
01/05/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 2

Chevy Cavaliers

Pontiac Grand Ams

6th gen Chevrolet Monte Carlos

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

I have installed breathalyzers in many examples of all three!

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 7

ALL pontiacs ALL monte carlos ever.

"S65" (granthp)
01/05/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 1

Sketchiest 

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/05/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 2

Maximas and Altimas with badly aimed hids bought at buy here pay here lots, and old q series infinitis.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/05/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

Pre 2007 Impalas, pre 2005 Maximas, anything with ‘22 inch rims.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 5

true, but different from the 2 door cutlass crowd. (rear drive bro, It HANDLES!) The only thing an 86 cutlass handles better than is a 76 cutlass

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/05/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

Not enough febreeze in the world will get rid of the crappy weed smell and body odor from taking your date to Burger King for your first anniversary while talking about your promotion at Best Buy.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1

G35s are getting there.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/05/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 4

It’s up there for the official douchecruisers of NJ.

"Phatboyphil" (justphil)
01/05/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 2

Not really, but it’s a trend I’ve started to notice and will probably grow.

Dodge Chargers

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0

that’s already happening.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0

Sorry if you own one but: YOU GODDAMN KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!!

"mazda616" (mazda616)
01/05/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

Impalas.

"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
01/05/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 0

I like the weed smell and making assistant manager of dongles is a BIG deal!

"kgman" (kgman)
01/05/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0

Definitely Chargers 

"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/05/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 0

Around here? 2nd-gen Acura Legends seem to be favored by ppl who need wheels and presumably want roomy and/or cushy-comfy but who have zero coin for any maintenance or repair

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/05/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1

*assistant to the regional manager of dongles

"vondon302" (vondon302)
01/05/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0

Whut?

"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
01/05/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0

I haven’t seen a Cavalier or Grand Am in ages.

"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
01/05/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

Altimas, G6s, Grand Ams, Impalas, Grand Marquis, and older Chargers and 300s.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
01/05/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

yeah juggalos love chargers.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/05/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

see photo above, that one is too nice for the “cutlass folks”

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
01/06/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

cars of this vintage are “luxurious” as well as being dirt cheap. Basically, they are favored for pimpmobiles and donks.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
01/06/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

I don’t mean to bash on the cutless suprime guys (well, a bit) but as a bodyman I can guarantee this: Be seen doing some kind of autobody in public and you will hear “hey my buddy gots this cutless....” every frigging time.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
01/06/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0

Lmao