Reliability is lame, as is exterior styling

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 01/05/2017 at 17:19

Tags: NPoCP
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

Alfa Romeo who honestly cares. $13,995 CAD with about 87k kilometres. Buy this car so you can be that quirky Alfa guy on the internet, and then cry yourself to sleep at night.

Kinja'd!!!

“It has character!” says the man who doesn’t have the heart to admit that his car was penned by a three year old.

Oh, and there’s another one for sale beside it.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/05/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 6

I like it, but I can get more reliability problems and deranged styling than that for the money.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/05/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 2

Looks like a Daewoo concept convertible or something.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
01/05/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0

so what’s the word on CA to US imports?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/05/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

I’ll take it.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/05/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

15 year import rule in Canada, 25 in the US. Even if this is legal in Canada, it’s not legal in the US for another five years.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/05/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

I really like these wheels for some reason.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/05/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

What’s this back home, maybe 3500 Euro? (or is it a Japan import, even cheaper at home?) Seems like a bit of a markup.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
01/05/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1

That is easily one of the ugliest cars I have ever laid eyes on.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/05/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

People are too lazy to import their own cars.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
01/05/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 0

Uncle CB is ‘fuckin savage

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
01/05/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0

I wonder how long these have been used in the snow. It couldn’t have been for very long since I have my doubts about a ‘97 Alfa lasting very long in Canadian snow and salt.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/05/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

This makes an Integra look 10x better than it already is.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/05/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 1

T. Spark sounds like a washed up rapper from the early 2000's.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
01/05/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

Once interesting stuff is finally available in Murka, might be a good line of business - but there will be a billion others competing.

Kinja'd!!! "and 100 more" (nth256)
01/05/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

I was gonna say, aren’t those Integra headlamps?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
01/05/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0

knock off, because Honda > Alfa

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
01/05/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

“You can’t be a true petrolhead until you’ve owned an Alfa.”

- Top Gear

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
01/06/2017 at 02:32, STARS: 0

Agreed.

The styling of older Alfas and BMW’s is really appealing. That’s all I’ll say.

Kinja'd!!! "Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder" (pabuuu4)
01/06/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0

Some of them came with a 3.2 liter engine, wich is a pretty sweet engine. Too bad its a relatively heavy car, and fwd. I do like the looks of them though.