by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 01/03/2017 at 15:32
by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 01/03/2017 at 15:32
Tags: Jalopnik
STARS: 4
This Mustang driver just preregistered for the Kart2Kart event this Saturday. And since I won a free practice run at last year’s event, I’ll be working on my karting skills for maximum C&C’ing Thursday.
Did I mention I’ve never done karting before? This can only go so well!! ^_^
Who else is going?
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
01/03/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 2
The karting won’t be dangerous. However, if you let the Boostang watch it will want to join in, and will come onto the track to “play” like a great dane. There will be blood.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
01/03/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1
Post everyone’s times! I cant make it but I want to know.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
01/03/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0
I’ve only one thing to say to that.....
ZOINKS!! (^_^)
"jimz" (jimz)
01/03/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 1
I went last year for a bit, but didn’t race, just to hang out for a bit. was a bit put off when the Jalopnik writers arrived and just stood in a small circle for half an hour talking to each other, ignoring everyone else.
"S65" (granthp)
01/03/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
I’ve been karting a couple times, I’m not,fast but i always did have fun
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
01/03/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0
I was there too! How’d I not bump into you? I arrived late and just watched and talked to everyone. Talked with all the writers and had a selfie and them sign my 944. I had fun. How long did you stay? Did you at least stay for the BMW 8-series question? :p
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
01/03/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0
The last time I left Kart2Kart, I was so amped up I almost drove into the side of the building. I also attempted to make the turn onto eastbound M-59 from old Van Dyke at 60 mph without lifting. In a Cavalier.
Be careful.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
01/03/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to make it this year. I hope so, but I just won’t know until later this week.
"jimz" (jimz)
01/03/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0
no I bailed before anyone even hit the track. I looked around, thought “what the hell am I doing here” and left.
besides, since I don’t know what you look like I doubt I’d have recognized you anyway :p
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
01/03/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0
I was the only black guy there. You couldn’t miss me even if you’re colorblind lol. Will you be attending this weekend?
"jimz" (jimz)
01/03/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0
no fucking way.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
01/03/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0
Fair enough.
"jimz" (jimz)
01/03/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0
my grandmother is going into hospice care in the next few days, so I’m really not concerned with hanging around those insular, clueless, skinny-jeaned, horn-rimmed, millenial Jalopnik assholes right now.